[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Wow, look at you guys. Looking good [ cheers and applause welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. Please thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it you are here you made it. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause you guys i love you too [ light laughter ] you guys, earlier tonight on nbc, we had the first nfl preseason game between the broncos and the falcons. So if you enjoyed watching people hit each other, you probably loved last nights debate [ light laughter ] thats right everyone went after joe biden at the democratic debate and he knew it was coming. Did you see what he said to Kamala Harris before it started . Watch this [ cheers and applause go easy on me, kid. Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause that might be a sign you are too old to be president when you call a 54year old a kid. He was like, yeah [ laughter ] a lot of people talking were about bidens age. Cause there was also an awk
He had the same look on his face that billy joel has when someone yells, play piano man. Why you already know it. [ laughter ] this mornings House Judiciary Committee testimony from special Counsel Robert Mueller ran behind schedule to the point the Committee Democrats were asked to limit their questioning time, because its not like mueller could further limit his answers. Yes no correct. True no correct. Thank you. Yes. [ laughter ] seth in a new interview, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader ginsburg dismissed republican speculation about her health saying, quote, there was a senator who announced with great glee that i was going to be dead within six months. That senator whose name ive forgotten is now, himself, dead, and i am very much alive. [ laughter ] and thats how we learned rbg one time killed a guy. [ cheers and applause today was cousins day, or as Rudy Giuliani calls it, my anniversary [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] hey, i mean. Theres got to be a price for doing it [ laughter