Tonight, stephen welcomes aaron paul. Michael ian black. And a musical performance and a musical performance by silversun pickups. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo wooo wooo Stephen Stephen stephen. Stephen thats nice. Thats nice. Oh oh cheers and applause thats lovely. Thats good. Oh, thats as mazing. You can always you can alway always you can always tell when its a friday crowd. That is a real friday crowd right there chanting my name. cheers and applause thats nice. Well, welcome to the late show, everybody. I am Stephen Colbert. Listen, i want you to forget Everything Else in the news because im about to share with you the biggest story out there peeing in the shower makes sense. Yeah, okay, maybe peeing in the shower is not the biggest story, but you have to admit, it is the number one heres the deal researchers have crunched the numbers and determined that by not flushing toilets and by
Tonight, stephen welcomes demi lovato and nick jonas amy ryan featuring jon batiste and stay human and now, its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs hey cheers and applause welcome to the late show, everybody thank you so much for being here thank you so much for being here at the late show. Were very excited to have you here this evening you feeling good, jon . You feeling good tonight . Im feeling real good, strong, you know. Stephen excellent. Thats what we need. We need strength today. Jon yes. Stephen big news out to have the president ial election today, but i dont care because i just found out about hidleswift we review all pics apparently, it all started when tom and taylor danced at the met gala, which i attended. And i got to take some credit because im the first one to notice that theyre both attractive. And now, pictures have hit the tabloids of the couple cavorting by the ocean, canoodling and sharing a kiss. audience
And a performance by comedian paul mecurio. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Noand w its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whooo hey, how are you . Hey, everybody hey, up there. Hey, down here welcome to the show nice to see you. Everybody. Im Stephen Colbert. That never happened before. The garage door didnt open when i came out here. I guess i didnt have my key card in my pocket. Im not sure. Magnetic or something. Well, folkses, welcome to the show, you can feel a sense of relief in the nation right now. Jon thats right, thats right, you can feel it. Stephen last night, the last primary was held in washington, d. C. cheers and applause the primaries being over reminds me what my brother used to say when i was a kid ah, im going to keep punching you in the face but it will feel so good when its over. laughter jon it never does stephen dont tell mom last night, Hillary Clinton beat Bernie Sanders by 57 points. applause turns out, running as a
You know what both sides of the political aisle will say. You know what gun manufacturers will say. Even me, with a silly show like this, you have some idea what i will say because even i have talked about this when its happened before. Its as if theres a National Script that weve learned, and by accepting the script, we tacitly accept that the script will end the same way every time the with nothing changing. Except for the loved ones and the families of the victims, for whom nothing will ever be the same. Its tempting to be paralyzed by such a mon trousely hateful act, to despair and say thats the way the world is now. Well, i dont know what to do, but i do know that despair is a victory for hate. Hate wants us to be too weak to change anything. Now, these people in orlando were apparently targeted because of who they love. And there have been outpourings of love throughout the country and around the world. I love does not despair. Love makes us strong. Love gives us the courage to a
The scent is. Lets just say, its pungent. Dont open it. Ill light it for and you leave it on your doorstep. Just make a wish before you stomp it out. Tonight, stephen welcomes Daniel Radcliffe. George lopez. And a musical performance by hinds. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for ltheate show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause hey hey hey, up there whats up . Thanks, everybody. Welcome. cheers and applause welcome to the late show, everybody. Thanks so much, ladies and gentlemen. Woman to the late show. I am your host Stephen Colbert. Its a very exciting day, because today, in our nations capital, washington, d. C. , they theld the final president ial primary. We made it we made it through the beginning there are five more months. This was probably the last chance to see Bernie Sanders name on a president ial ballot, principle and refusing to pander. The major point that i will be making to the citizens of the district of columbia