Jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hi hi, everybody. Welcome thank you, thank you, roots. Everyone, please have a seat welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you so much for being here its a good show tonight great show tonight Chris Hemsworth is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy the Jonas Brothers are here [ cheers and applause i love those guys. I love Chris Hemsworth, too. When i talk to him, its like im looking in a mirror. Steve really [ laughter ] jimmy yeah you guys, everybody is excited about the world cup and the u. S. Womens National Soccer team did you see that [ cheers and applause that game was amazing. They beat thailand 130. [ cheers ] people in thailand were like, how could you do this after we made your uniforms . You know [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] you gotta feel for thailand, though its a tough way to start the tournament its the worst thing to happen to a Thai Soccer Team that didnt involve getting trapped in a cave.
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Jimmy thank you very muc looking good looking good out there thats great welcome to the tonight show. Give it up for the roots, everybody, right there [ cheers and applause well, you guys, the race for the democratic president ial nomination has barely started, and its already getting crazy listen to this former democratic senator mike gravel is thinking about running at 88 years old. [ light laughter ] 88 when they heard that, Bernie Sanders and joe biden were like, hey, whos the new kid . [ laughter and applause thats right we could have a 76yearold, a a 77yearold, and an 88yearold running for president. [ light laughter ] i cant wait for the debates i mean, who wouldnt be pumped about the possibility of listening to a threehour symphony of dry coughs [ laughter and applause [ coughing ] these guys shouldnt be running for president. They should be in a movie about a group of friends taking their last trip to las vegas [ light laughter ] thats thats what i would watch. [ applause ] bu
[ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hi hi, everybody. Welcome thank you, thank you, roots. Everyone, please have a seat welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you so much for being here its a good show tonight great show tonight Chris Hemsworth is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy the Jonas Brothers are here [ cheers and applause i love those guys. I love Chris Hemsworth, too. When i talk to him, its like im looking in a mirror. Steve really [ laughter ] jimmy yeah you guys, everybody is excited about the world cup and the u. S. Womens National Soccer team did you see that [ cheers and applause that game was amazing. They beat thailand 130. [ cheers ] people in thailand were like, how could you do this after we made your uniforms . You know [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] you gotta feel for thailand, though its a tough way to start the tournament its the worst thing to happen to a Thai Soccer Team that didnt involve getting trapped in a cave. [ audience oh