[ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hi hi, everybody. Welcome thank you, thank you, roots. Everyone, please have a seat welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you so much for being here its a good show tonight great show tonight Chris Hemsworth is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy the Jonas Brothers are here [ cheers and applause i love those guys. I love Chris Hemsworth, too. When i talk to him, its like im looking in a mirror. Steve really [ laughter ] jimmy yeah you guys, everybody is excited about the world cup and the u. S. Womens National Soccer team did you see that [ cheers and applause that game was amazing. They beat thailand 130. [ cheers ] people in thailand were like, how could you do this after we made your uniforms . You know [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] you gotta feel for thailand, though its a tough way to start the tournament its the worst thing to happen to a Thai Soccer Team that didnt involve getting trapped in a cave. [ audience ohs ] guys, millions of people tuned in to watch the womens team and down in miami, a bar offered a special promotion to get people to come watch the game with them but in hindsight, im not sure it was such a good idea. Watch this american social, thats the name of the bar, offered free shots for every usa goal [ audience ohs ] oopsies. Jimmy 13 goals oh, my gosh. Then the thailand goalie thailands goalie is like, whats the big deal i did a shot after every goal, too. Forget thailand. The real loser yesterday was every uber driver in miami i mean, please [ laughter ] lets get to some political news today, everybody is talking about a new National Poll that just came out that shows how President Trump would do against all the top democrats. Take a look at this. Yeah, trumps behind everybody actually, i just heard right now hes even losing to the thailand womens soccer team steve really [ cheers and applause really jimmy unbelievable but its true. Everybody is already talking about these polls and as we all know from the past, polls do a a great job predicting what really happens clinton is leading donald trump nationally by nine points 5243. Jimmy yeah so if you want to know how much these polls matter, just ask president hillary clinton. [ laughter ] so youll see. Yeah [ applause ] these polls matter well meantime, out in the campaign trail, joe biden and trump have been trading insults all week trumps been saying that biden is too old to be president well, reporters asked biden about his age and stamina. Check out how he responded theres been a lot of questions about your schedules and that its been a little lighter than some of the other candidates look at him and look at me and answer the question [ audience ohs ] jimmy a biden staffer was like, okay, whose turn is it to remind him about personal space . Okay [ laughter and applause your turn . My turn . Can we hear bidens voice again . Look at him and look at me, and answer the question. Jimmy is he trying to become president or batman [ laughter ] im biden im biden. Well, between now and the election, there is still a lot to keep the president busy today, i saw that trump met with the president of poland in the oval office. And trump talked about his speech that he gave last time went to poland take a look. I could say it, but i dont want to say it but some people said it was the best speech ever made by a a president in europe. But i did not say that im just quoting other people. [ laughter ] steve oh, god. Jimmy oh, goodness now, look, you know me, i would never brag about myself. Im just a very successful, long fingered billionaire. [ laughter and applause but in that meeting, trump said that hes sending more troops to poland. And get this, the polish president actually said that they should call the u. S. Base fort trump but trump said no, because that is the name of the blankets stretched across between two couches in the oval office [ laughter ] i saw that trumps also been talking with france lately french president Emmanuel Macron sent him a New Friendship tree after the one that they planted together died [ laughter ] for this tree, macron also sent a note that said, dont water it with diet coke. [ laughter and applause we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Hey, i dont know if you guys saw what jon stewart did yesterday. But if you didnt, do yourself a favor and go online and watch it it was pretty powerful he testified in front of the House Judiciary Committee on behalf of 9 11 First Responders and he really did his good job, because it worked. Today the committee unanimously voted to fund aid for victims of 9 11. [ cheers and applause amazing. So as a new yorker who was here on 9 11, i just want to say thank you to all the First Responders and thank you to jon stewart. We know jon. Youve known jon forever steve 30 years, yeah jimmy he is always just a very charitable guy and always just fights for what he believes in. Hes just a great, legit great guy. And i think this is something that jons going to be remembered for for a very long time so thank you once again. [ cheers and applause we have a great show tonight Chris Hemsworth is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy the Jonas Brothers are here [ cheers and applause oh steve wow jimmy were doing something fun. Its going to be a good show steve oh jimmy but first, you guys ever see a photo in the news and think, well that headline could be much better well, ill show you what i mean its time for news and improved. Here we go [ cheers and applause news and improved jimmy for example, check out this first photo the original headline was trump meets with the queen. Headline could definitely be improved, cause if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been, dude next to you on flight isnt going to make this hangover any easier. [ laughter and applause i didnt say it other people said that. Steve best speech. Jimmy check out this next photo. The original headline was, buttigieg ramps up campaign. But if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been, guy about to call uno gets dealt the draw four card. Ah [ applause ] ah next headline says, new pokemon game announced. Headline could have been, annoying coworkers new standing desk just a little too much. [ laughter and applause its better for my lower back. Okay the next headline was, rafael nadal wins 12th french open. Headline could have been, guy watching netflix on phone for past two hours realizes hes using 4g and not wifi. [ laughter and applause yeah next headline was, trump golfs with japanese prime minister. Headline could have been, synchronized walking once again fails to be recognized by olympics. [ laughter and applause its a great event steve come on. Jimmy my favorite event. Steve best that you have jimmy next headline was, keanu reeves to star in new video game. [ cheers ] headline could have been, retiring High School Principal blows 12 grand on final epic assembly. [ laughter and applause and finally this headline was, indy 500 winner celebrates victory. The headline could have been, man accidentally rubs eyes after cutting jalapenos. Thats all the time we have for news and improved. Well be right back with Chris Hemsworth, everybody come on back [ cheers and applause wherever you are. Whatever youre craving. And whenever youre craving it. Doordash has the restaurants you want. Delivered to your door. Wherever your door happens to be. Download doordash. The most restaurants across america. First order, 0 delivery fee. So recently my sons band was signed by a record label. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back you know our first guest as thor from the mega blockbuster movie Avengers Endgame. His new film is men in black international, which opens on friday please welcome Chris Hemsworth [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy wow you are aw, thank you [ cheers ] thanks so much isnt that lovely. Jimmy you are well liked, my friend. Thank you thats and that would be good everyday. I love that. Makes me feel really good about myself thank you so much for coming back to the show i want to say congratulations on everything. But Avengers Endgame shattered all these records and oh my gosh made billions of dollars and everyone credits fat thor. [ laughter ] thats right. I got an email from kevin smith. And he said, you know, over weight middle age white man are very happy for that new super hero [ laughter ] so i was like, cool happy to help. Jimmy but its funny though that its such a secretive movie, and then the movie comes out and makes 8 billion yeah. Jimmy and then all of a sudden, all these videos and iphones videos of you guys on set start leaking out ayoure like, oops. I guess any time you get on your phone, youd be like, whos watching . You know and then the policy no cameras, no cameras, nothing. But every now and then youd see someone whos like, meh. Jimmy yeah, i know especially when it was all of the avengers in the same room its like, im not missing this opportunity. Jimmy yeah, right. But i asked you and i asked you a favor. If you had any contraband on your camera roll i did jimmy if theres anything can you show us. I have a little something, right . And this is the world first. No ones seen this before. This is, um [ cheers and applause jimmy i love it. And i love you thank you for doing this i didnt even know if i was ever going to show it, right cause it was, like, in the trailer, in between a few takes, and but jimmy its great, though, cause it kind of fits so you were getting in character . Yeah, definitely. Yeah jimmy so you were method actors, theyre called jimmy you were depressed thor and you, like, had the guitar. And you go, what would he be into . Yeah. Jimmy what would he what else but jimmy hurt by the johnny cash version of hurt. Johnny cash hurt. Jimmy which is its the saddest song in the world. Jimmy yeah, it really is yeah. Jimmy and so you started playing it and yeah. And im a terrible singer and terrible guitarist but [ laughter ] no, its worth it heres the World Premiere of fat thor johnny cash singing hurt. Check this out what have i becom my sweetest friend everyone i kno goes away in the end [ cheers and applause jimmy that thats depressing, how sad. This takes me back. It takes me right back. Oh, gosh. I love that so much. Clearly i think its dropping next week jimmy yeah. I cant do what you do i saw you post a video of a bear crawl oh, its like a bear crawl with weights and stuff jimmy that made me tired watching that. Did it . Jimmy yeah, but its amazing, because its huge im not trying to jimmy i mean, i lets take a quick look at chris doing bear crawls. [ cheers and applause i dont know about that angle, though. Its like, yeah. Its the glutes shot, that one. Jimmy but, i mean, that video right there inspired so many people to start doing those bear crawls and getting into shape including one of the most funniest humans on the face of the eah. Most talented jack black yeah. Jimmy and he posted his own video. I dont know if youve seen this i didnt see it jimmy yeah, take a look. Heres jack black doing christmas bear crawls. [ laughter ] thors mighty hammer. Thats how we do it. Down under pcpc jimmy down under. Down under. Jimmy thats how we do it down under i love the shirt tucked into the tracker pants. Jimmy hes one of the funniest dudes ever. Lets talk about men in black. Yeah. Jimmy international. Dude, i loved it so much and i watched it with my kids. Which i dont know if it is if for kids, but they loved it. No, it is, yeah jimmy the aliens are actually especially the first one, its so cute. Oh, its amazing. I mean, i think i was 14 when the first one came out and just been swept up in the unique blend of this sort of Police Thriller comedy with scifi and its sort of an introduction to will smith as, you know, worlds biggest movie star and just at that time i remember thinking and not consciously thinking i wanted to be an actor but i wanted to inhabit those worlds and that the universe that those guys were creating and jimmy really, will smith yeah, he was one of my biggest heroes still is jimmy does he know that . Have you ever told him that . Have you ever met him . I met him at the mtv awards i was like, oh, whats up, man . You doing movies too. Cool, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah fanboy out i was like, what . Continue the franchise. Jimmy hes a good i mean, hes one of the first giant be going oh, wow, this is international which is where they have the names against the title. Yeah. Jimmy you, tessa thompson. It takes it on a whole new level. Its funny yeah. Jimmy like you said. But its also it wasnt rebooting or remaking it was about continuing on and what those guys have done so beautifully him and tommy lee. And were expanding it onto a global stage and so we got out of new york. And we shot some in new york we went to london, paris, marikesh, sahara desert, all over the place italy, and so it has a more global feel. And its kind of just trying to ratchet the thing up. Jimmy we have a clip from men in black international. Lets take a look at this. Lets talk business, shall we i have a very strict no men in black policy. I dont blame you all it takes is one bad apple. [ grunts ] [ yelling ] i am mib you correlian scum and fyi, your little club here sucks. Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause Chris Hemsworth men in black International Opens on friday after the break, were going to play true confessions with chris. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause here are even more reasons to join tmobile. 1. Do you like netflix . Sure you do. Thats why its on us. 2. Unlimited data. Use as much as you want, when you want. 3. No surprises on your bill. Taxes and fees included. Still think you have a better deal . Bring in your discount, and well match it. Thats right. Tmobile will match your discount. Ill show you something neeeeeeewwww. Im gonna make you moooooove. Ill show you something. Ill show you something. New. Seaonly abreva cany to help sget rid of it in. As little as 2 1 2 days when used at the first sign. Abreva starts to work immediately to block the virus and protect healthy cells. Abreva acts on it. So you can too. [seag[bottle opens] ahh [water sfx] [bottle opens] [horse sfx] ahh [ocean sfx] [bottle opens] ahh yoaw to do whatever you wanna do just tell yourself that you capable, too look out cause here i come i make no apologies, this is me [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back to the tonight show. Were hanging out with Chris Hemsworth, everybody now [ cheers and applause chris and i are about to play a game of deception called true confessions. [ cheers and applause jimmy were going to need one more player to fill out this table he costars with chris in men in black international, and his new movie, stuber, comes out on july 12th give it up for Kumail Nanjiani [ cheers and applause hi. Just three men with beards hanging around a table three equally handsome men jimmy thank you. Were all exactly the same. Jimmy attractive people. Heres how this works. In front of us are two envelopes containing confessions. One confession is true, the other is a lie once you read your confession, the other two players have 45 seconds to interrogate you. They have to guess if youve been lying or telling the truth. Chris, you will go first which envelope should he open . Lets go with one jimmy what is your story, okay my first job was cleaning out breast pumps [ laughter ] jimmy for your first that was your first job . First job, yeah how old were you . I was 14 at the time. And was it just cleaning out breast pumps or was there other aspects to the job it was repairing them as well, occasionally you repaired breast pumps at 14 . [ laughter ] like any pump, theres a motor with a belt, like a a rubber belt, for the suction, and jimmy i wasnt sure, human breasts or animal breasts . Yeah no like youd have like, pharmacies would rent them out. Theyd rent them out . Because you dont need them forever, right no. So theyd come back covered in dry milk so id have a toothbrush [ buzzer ] id clean the dry milk off dry milk . I did not think id hear the phrase dry milk today. [ laughter ] that was it, thats all we get to ask jimmy 45 seconds, we did it i think its real jimmy you think his first job was cleaning out if not, hes a psychopath [ laughter ] if he made that up. Jimmy were you saying, like, where he grew up, his dad had animals and stuff around, so im thinking maybe but its human breast milk. Jimmy but i think its inspired by what he used to do with animals thats very smart jimmy and then change it to a lie. Youre good at this he took almost the truth and changed it slightly to a lie jimmy im going to say, you lie. Yeah. Jimmy did you lie . Ill say lie, too it was the truth. I said it was the truth [ laughter and applause jimmy where were you where was it it was like fisher and paykel, its a company that makes fridges, and ovens, and breast pumps and i literally worked for a a pharmacy they would rent them out the machines would come back and i would have a toothbrush, a little spray and wipe. And dried milk covered in them one question. Yep do the women who used these breast pumps now know that Chris Hemsworth once cleaned their breast pumps [ laughter ] jimmy its my turn here we go and can you buy them on ebay jimmy you cant buy them on ebay jimmy which one . Which envelope should i open well, which one thats probably one for me. Lets go two for you jimmy are you going to go into the breast pump business . Dolph lundgren once saved me from a bunch of coyotes. I mean, its so ridiculous that id say no but which means its probably yes. Yeah, okay. How long ago did this happen jimmy id say, early 2000s 2002 it was before i was on saturday night live. How many coyotes . Jimmy i dont really know, but it was definitely at least one scurrying. So how did he save you . What did he do, wrestle them youre saying Dolph Lundgren saved you from a group of coyote jimmy yes, one no, not coyote coyotes. I think there was more than one. I was leaving a party, and i heard things scurrying what did he do . He said, jimmy get in my car. [ laughter ] hey jimmy, quick, get in my car or Something Like that theres coyotes are coming so he knew who you were jimmy yeah so you guys were hanging out or just [ buzzer ] jimmy no, i didnt know he was there at all it seems true it seems true i didnt want it to be actually, hang on woah [ light laughter ] youre lying jimmy no, why would i do that, though i feel like its true, because he wasnt sure on the year and hes like trying to make us think that hes lying but its really the truth. He said, lets say 2002. I looked deep within his soul deep within yeah, youre lying to me. Jimmy youre right, its a a lie. [ cheers and applause how cool would that be for a second, did you think . Yeah, for a second i did, and then i looked at you we played another game where its like dont laugh that game. And theres something there that happened. [ talking over each other okay, all right, here we go jimmy im going to say what do we just go with, number two . What do you think, chris this is great, were just hanging out, three guys jimmy three dudes. Yeah, dont worry about it [ talking over each other just fun number one here we go. Jimmy all right, already youre lying i once tried to murder someone in singapore [ laughter ] hang on, intentions like, as in jimmy this is going to air on television, you know. [ laughter ] i didnt say i was successful jimmy what year was this i was maybe around 10 or 12 years old when you say murder, that wasnt selfdefense. Thats you like out to get someone intentionally. I was the aggressor jimmy you didnt like this person no, i liked this person, i loved her. Why did you want to murder them i dont know. Jimmy wow. What do you mean, you dont know jimmy how did you try to murder her strangulation, pretty standard [ laughter ] just because, or no reason at all so i was sleepwalking, and as a kid, i wasnt allowed to watch horror movies and this person showed me a horror movie. [ buzzer ] whoa, whoa. Jimmy i want more than 45 i want weeks with you. [ laughter ] something happened at the end there, because all of a sudden it was, oh, i did it on purpose and then you said you were sleepwalking jimmy thats very interesting. So, hang on jimmy now hes smirking, almost thinking that were both going to say he lied because now hes doing what i did. Look at me. Jimmy the poker face he thinks he won [ laughter ] im going to say i think its true. Im going to say its the truth. Its true that is correct [ laughter ] jimmy i can never look at you in the same way. What are you talking about it was my aunt. [ laughter ] and i had little 10yearold hands, i never had a shot. [ laughter ] but i wasnt allowed to watch horror movies as a kid and i was staying at her house and she was like, its fine, ill show you one. Whats the worst that could happen . And then i tried to murder her [ laughter ] in your sleep though, in your sleep in my sleep and they woke me up and i dont remember any of it, but i remember being like things were weird at breakfast. [ laughter ] jimmy gosh, im glad we got to the bottom of these things. Thank you so much for playing. Chris hemsworth. Kumail nanjiani. [ cheers and applause check out men in black international, in theaters on friday the Jonas Brothers join us after the break. Stick around [ cheers and applause charmin ultra soft its softer than ever. Charmin ultra soft is twice as absorbent so you can use less. And its softer than ever. So its harder to resist. Okay, this is getting a little weird. We all go, why not enjoy the go with charmin . 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Very kind of personal album, as well i mean, some of the songs on here, you wrote, kevin, come back. Yeah, well, we wrote it together but that song specifically i think meant a lot for in many different ways. You know, i think from the from to the fans, but as well from traveling for the first time in a long time away from my family and the girls like, that was a big deal, obviously. And so jimmy how old are your girls . Theyre 5 and 2 jimmy they dont know you as a jonas brother they do now [ light laughter ] they got to come to their first show the other day, which was amazing. [ cheers and applause jimmy oh really . I have a very cute clip of your daughter here is kevins 5yearold daughter be very excited about her dad as a jonas brother take a look at this. Im alena and this is my dad. Should i say it . Mhmm. Go ahead, you can say it this is one of the Jonas Brothers what . Who let him in this house . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy who let him in this house . [ cheers and applause so cute. Theyre so proud. Its so awesome. And she did tell her entire school that, you know, the Jonas Brothers are coming back before the Jonas Brothers were jimmy no oh, yeah. Jimmy she spoiled everything we were tring to keep it a secret for basically a year. Were making this documentary, making the album and we were like, we got this is on lock no one is going to tell. Kevin comes home and says, guys, alena told her whole class. [ laughter ] jimmy she told the whole school, and its out luckily those 5yearolds, tight lipped yeah, they kept the secret for us jimmy everyones loving the new record but its pretty funny. There is one person out there that is not a fan of who jimmy someones getting apparently Text Messages oh. Oh, yeah. Jimmy so explain whats happening right now. This is your fault i guess its all your fault so, basically, i changed my number jimmy yeah maybe seven, eight months ago. Some people got my number. They were calling me all the time so finally i just changed it but i forgot to text a few people so when the album came out, my brothers and i were all in a a group text together. But it was the old number. So a few people that i had forgotten to text the new number to. So this person somewhere in the world is getting Text Messages congratulating them on a new album. From probably a lot of numbers. A lot of people and the last one that we saw in one of these group texts was really hostile so you should probably show it jimmy the last one here says, congrats, dude. The album is sick. Excited to watch you go. This person says, stop texting this number you have the wrong number if you continue to text this number im going to give it to the police [ laughter and applause so i just i love the idea that there is someone in the country so mad that lots of people are trolling them that they have a new album out. Jimmy yeah i would love to see how that conversation would go with the Police People out here are congratulating me jimmy can you believe whats happening in this world . Congrats on that documentary by the way, as well thank you jimmy i didnt know about that and it is fantastic. [ cheers and applause thank you jimmy i loved it and i just didnt really know as much of the history as i thought about you guys was that why you wanted to make one . Yeah. That was one of the reasons. I think, you know, the whole idea initially was just a documentary. And then from there it kind of evolved to wanting to do this again. And its all there in the doc, but it also shows, you know, our childhood, our upbringing, you know, both in church and then into performing together and all that and its a pretty indepth look and, you know, has been just phenomenal to see people writing and messaging us about connecting family again. That is the intention really more than anything was just to try to create something that hopefully, you know, brother or sister calls their family and says, listen, you know, its been a while but i love you and we can get through this. You know, it was kind of our story. Jimmy if you werent a fans of the Jonas Brothers before, watch this documentary and youll be like, wow. Really, hats off you to guys i want to show everyone a clip from the documentary here is nick, joe, kevin in chasing happiness. Take a look at this. So this game i played a few days ago its fun, cause questions we either have to answer ourselves or it might be directed towards everybody else the more we drink, the more the questions are going to be answered so, ready . One, two, three boom. Nick roll it. Biggest regret in regards to brothers season two of jonas. Its a big regret. We shouldnt have done that. It really stunted our growth, you know i feel like it was just a bad move yeah. 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But i wanted to see just how close you are in a game we call know your bro. [ cheers ] now heres how the game works. One will wear noise cancelling headphones while the other two answers a question about you okay then youll take the headphones off and well see if your answer matches if it does, you get the point. Make sense yeah. Yeah. Jimmy okay, here we go lets do this. Nick, first question is about you. So please put these on so its about me . Jimmy this is about you. Okay, but you cant listen you cant hear what the question is. Okay. Jimmy let me see if you is it loud Good Good Good okay all right. Cant here you baby shark . Jimmy all right. [ light laughter ] its not baby shark. [ laughter ] it should have been. It should have been. Here we go all right. Kevin and joe. All right. What would nick say is the thing youre most jealous of him for . Oh, he took batting practice with the dodgers i thought that was pretty cool pretty jealous of that his shoe collection jimmy okay, really yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy he got a good one . He does have an amazing shoe collection, yeah jimmy really you think thats what hell say . Oh, you guys are jealous he has so many shoes. [ light laughter ] you go visit his house, its, like, closet is filler jimmy really yeah. I think yeah. He has more shoes than priyanka, im pretty sure. [ laughter ] jimmy okay everybody alright, alright, alright. Pause. Ready . Nick, we have the question that i asked your brothers is, what would nick say is the thing youre most jealous of him for . Oh. Jimmy what are they jealous of you for what could they have said like, clothing or like what anything jimmy could be maybe, like, performing at the white house a few times. Jimmy whoa [ laughter ] not to brag. Clang. Clang. Not to drop anything [ buzzer ] excuse me. I guess that that wasnt it . Okay, sorry. I mean, yeah. Jimmy all right. This is for kevin. This party play list on here is great, by the way jimmy isnt that an insane song, right . Oh you hear it all right. So kevins going for it. Okay, hes gone. All right. Ready, joe yes jimmy nick, what is the worst thing that kevin ever did as a kid that your parents didnt know about at the time . [ audience oohs oh, wow uh, he snuck out a few times i think he like yeah he snuck out a few times and got away with it. I think. Well, until now, i guess [ laughter ] jimmy and what did he do he had had a couple beers before 21. [ audience oohs jimmy whoa scandalous. Scandalous jimmy you think thats what hell say . No, i think he bought a pack of cigarettes or something jimmy oh, its getting worse and worse. Its getting worse and worse. [ laughter ] lets stop there lets see what he says [ laughter ] jimmy i like this game a a lot. Okay you want to pause the music. Ready . Kevin . Its a good track, right that song is intense. Jimmy im dropping it next week [ light laughter ] its awesome. Jimmy kevin, i asked your brothers what is the worst thing that you ever did as a a kid that your parents didnt know about at the time okay, worst thing i did as a kid that my parents didnt know about jimmy they might know about it now yeah, at the time i brought joe to a Tattoo Parlor when he was jimmy whoa [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] thats it. Thats what they said. They told that story thats exactly what he said. Really . Jimmy no i wanted to get a tattoo. I was turning 18 soon. So i still, like, 17 i wanted to get a tattoo i forgot about this i brought joe with me, not to get a tattoo he just was accompanying me. Jimmy yeah and they, like, put the stencil on so i could see what looked like, the whole thing and then my parents found out and, lets that was i didnt get tattoo for a long time after. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, absolutely they said, no, you snuck out theres been a whole bunch of other stuff jimmy yeah, i think you are, like, the troubled jonas. Yeah but i can hear what they said watch the show. [ laughter and applause jimmy you got to watch the show all good stuff all good all good funny stuff. Okay all right. Ready . [ audience oohs what is the wildest thing that happened at joes Bachelor Party . [ laughter ] i wont tell anybody where do we start yeah. Okay. Jimmy do you have one . Were going to air it out i cant remember. Right jimmy yeah lets go. We had the cops on the first night called on us three times jimmy really true story. We joe ripped off in ibiza. His shirt shouldnt happen. In a nightclub and proceeded to rip off two of his friends shirt in the nightclub. [ light laughter ] he took the Cardboard Box for 1942 the tequila and somehow cut it into a bandana. So it just said 1942 across his forehead and he wore that on a boat all day long jimmy all right. Lets see. Joe . Joe . Thats pretty good, right . A long time what you are guys talking about over here . [ laughter ] jimmy the question i asked your bros was, what is the wildest thing that happened at your Bachelor Party . They went there, by the way. Okay. That you remember jimmy or maybe that you dont remember im trying to see if i remember anything. But im pretty sure we got the cops called on us three times. Jimmy yes [ ding ] [ cheers and applause you got the match, but i also want to say while the headphones are off, how is the year 1942 for you . Oh. [ light laughter ] strong [ laughter ] jimmy give it up for the Jonas Brothers, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you for playing. They preform for us after the break, everybody come on back the Jonas Brothers [ cheers and applause alright boys, time for bed. Listen to your mom, knuckleheads. Hand em over. Hand what over . Video games, whatever you got. Lets go. 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Once again, the Jonas Brothers [ cheers and applause i dont wan this night to en its closing time so leave with me again yea you got all my love to spend oh lets find a place where happiness begins we gon dance in my living roo slave to the way you mov hurts when im leaving you just danc in the living room love with an attitud drunk to an 80s groove we gon dance in my living roo slave to the way you mov hurts when im leaving you dance in the living roo slave to the way you move its only human you know that its real so why would you figh or try to deny the way that you feel oh babe you cant fool me your bodys go other plans so stop pretending youre shy just come on an dance dance dance danc oh Early Morning lalalight only getting up to close the blinds praying you dont change your mind cuz leaving now just dont feel righ lets do it one more time we gon dance in my living roo slave to the way you mov hurts when im leaving you just danc in the living room love with an attitud drunk to an 80s groove we gon dance in my living room slave to the way you mov hurts when im leaving you dance in the living roo love with an attitud drunk its only human you know that its rea so why would you fight or try to deny the way that you feel oh babe you cant fool m your bodys go other plans so stop pretending youre sh just come on and dance dance dance danc oh only huma its onl its onl only human only huma its onl its onl only human [ cheers and applause thank you jimmy come on i love that love that song fantastic look at that Jonas Brothers only human is out now my thanks to Chris Hemsworth, Kumail Nanjiani, Jonas Brothers, once again [ cheers and applause and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight jim gaffigan, star of dead to me, actress linda cardellini, poet and novelist, ocean vuong, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. Welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause well, that is wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news President Trump held a press Conference Today with the