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So you want to break into Hollywood? Itâs not a walled cityâjust walk right in! Ha ha. But, seriously, if you follow this advice, making it in the entertainment industry is as easy as paying for college. Speaking of, have you tried going down to the local college and looking at the job boards?
If you want to be a comedy writer, youâve got to fax in jokes to âS.N.L.â and the late-night talk shows. Donât own a fax machine? Buy one,
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Welcome back to the subway! It’s been a while. “But I’m scared!” you say. “What if I get eaten by a train?” In reality, you have a greater chance of being struck by lightning than of being eaten by a train, so rest easy. I’m sure you have lots of questions, though. Lucky for you, this handy guide will help you remember how to be a subway pro!
Hey, it’s dark in here, and kinda creepy. What’s that smell?
While promotional images of the city’s subway system often depict picturesque panoramas, the reality is a bit different. These are large underground tunnels used by millions of people every day, and they require a lot of upkeep! As much as we wish today’s subways were like the versions we see in Renaissance paintings, we have to live with the subways we have.
Dear parents and friends of Brooklyn Preparatory Country Day Academy,
First of all, a big thank-you to all our volunteers from last nightâs âIf It Ainât Woke, Fix It!â fund-raiser. The event was totally inspiring, and, per your suggestions around the drum circle, the administration will no longer be referring to our children as students. Children teach us so much every dayâof course they should be called teachers!
As your recently elected Green Team President, I am super psyched to announce our Zero Waste initiative! As you know, this year our children are learning about saving the planet, so we decided that, as parents, we needed to start doing our part. Letâs all strive together for zero waste.