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He rarely texts and hasn’t responded to your messages in more than four days.
Answer: Time traveller from the late eighteen-hundreds trying to navigate the perils of modern life.
He didn’t ghost you he’s just struggling to catch up on more than a hundred and fifty years of technology. And, to be fair, it takes even the sharpest adult at least a week to learn how to send a
GIF, despite the fact that a baby can intuitively navigate an iPad.
He always cuts your time together short.
Answer: Time traveller from the late eighteen-hundreds trying to navigate the perils of modern life.
Capitalism, for Her: Women make more money. If this is too much for people to handle, will settle for women making only slightly less than what men make, which is still a significant raise.