[ laughs ] i know, right . [ chuckles ] crazy. That bitch. [ laughter ] thanks for watching tonight, guys. So, my very first hour standup special, perfect, premieres this saturday, april 9th, at 11 00 p. M. Its almost as perfect as when a street bird finds an old muffin. Thats dont you love that . Get them little grains, you dirty bird you got to town before that flock finds you [ laughter ] and watch my special good night, pervs. [ cheers and applause ] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. Thank you so much, everybody. Thank you so much. My guest tonight, im really excited about this transgender activist and founder of transtech social Angelica Ross is here, people. cheers and applause . Trevor but first, last night, wisconsin. The land of cheese, beer and cheesy beer puke. They hell their president ial primaries. An
Cheesy beer puke. They hell their president ial primaries. And it was an eventful night on both sides of the aisle. For the democrats bern kroa sanders clinched his sixth win in a row. Sixth win, in a row. Yeah. Sixth win and then like a true socialist he immediately tried to split those wins with hillary, no, bernie, no. Thats why its so hard for socialists to win. Stop sharing. But the bigger news out of last night came from the republican side where donald trump lost, people. Donald trump lost. cheers and applause . Trevor he lost he lost to ted cruz. Oh, come on. Now you just sound like ted cruzs family, stop that. Now lets focus on the positive for now, you know. Trump got grilled. And he got grilled by the cheese state. laughter congratulations, wisconsin. You finally did the thing that even donald trump couldnt do. And that was stop donald trump. For months no one has been able to stop trump and then all of a sudden the dairy state comes in and theyre like what . This asshole, [
For months no one has been able to stop trump and then all of a sudden the dairy state comes in and theyre like what . This asshole, [bleep] cheese and trumps loss has huge implications. A big blow for donald trump last night it just got a lot harder for him to clinch the nomination before the convention. He needs 60 of the remaining delegates to get the nomination. I think it is virtually certain that we are headed towards a contested convention this summer in cleveland. Oh hell yeah. A contested convention and wisconsin, its all because of you. This calls for a celebration. You deserve it, baby. Get that cheddar, yall, get that cheddar, oh, yeah. Save that for later, please, that made me hungry, yes. Good news from the mid west. I cant believe i just said that. Good new, ted cruz winning has now become good news. Blah, blah, but hes really good times for cruz. And his fellow religious conservatives. Really good times for cruz and his friends. Theyre not just winning primaries in the
He will begin this morning with an address to the United Nations general assembly. Some speculate one of his main topics will be immigration. He considers the immigrants today in the world in general discriminated against. The pope will also meet today with immigrant families at a Catholic Church in east harlem. The pope is 78 and he has quite the schedule. And he brings it. He is amazing. He has so much energy. It was just beautiful listening to him how well he speaks english which is not his native tongue. He took a few lessons before he came. He did brilliantly yesterday. Good morning, everybody. Out the door, we have nothing but clear skies, notice the only wind is out of 3 at sfo. Mid60s in San Francisco. And look at these numbers. Typically in San Francisco, we should be at 70 but instead 84 degrees. Well talking about temperatures in the 80s and the 90s around the peninsula today. Upper 60s to mid70s across the beaches. 94 degrees in morgan hill. Yesterday it was 98 degrees in l
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