We are honored to have you with us tonight. Standard speaker protocol calls for me to make a joke at this point. [laughter] to relax the room, bring us together and let me move on to more serious subjects. David bradley, a wonderful support here tonight, is genius of this. The problem is, i dont know any jokes about the First Amendment unless i go all George Carlin on you. [laughter] and we have to keep this dinner pg. So i did what a modern person would do, i googled. I mean i asked alexa, i mean i asked siri. [laughter] about jokes about the First Amendment. Not much luck there. Not due to the technology. Of course. There are many stories about someone making a joke of the First Amendment and countless stories about whether the First Amendment does or does not cover jokes about mothers in law, police or various ethnic and racial minorities. The answer by the way is yes, yes, and yes. I have found some possible material from lenny bruce, but i figured we had that angle covered already
Christina hendricks. And the umbilical brothers. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody thank you so much welcome to the late show. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Welcome to the late show, ladies and gentlemen. Good to have you. Very nice. Thank you so much. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Folks, its from. You can feel the friday in the room, cant you . cheers and applause right . Everybody have a good week . cheers and applause well, then, none of you are donald trump, because the president s had a bit of a rough patch. Hes been ridden hard and put away wet, i believe is the saying. And now theres new news about his former National Security adviser, michael flynn. Remember that guy. If you dont remember, white guy, brown hair, about yay in bed with russia, this much, maybe a little bit more. Flynn heres want new
And the umbilical brothers. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody thank you so much welcome to the late show. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Welcome to the late show, ladies and gentlemen. Good to have you. Very nice. Thank you so much. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Folks, its from. You can feel the friday in the room, cant you . cheers and applause right . Everybody have a good week . cheers and applause well, then, none of you are donald trump, because the president s had a bit of a rough patch. Hes been ridden hard and put away wet, i believe is the saying. And now theres new news about his former National Security adviser, michael flynn. Remember that guy. If you dont remember, white guy, brown hair, about yay in bed with russia, this much, maybe a little bit more. Flynn heres want new news, heres the new n
Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullithvan eater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody thank you so much welcome to the late show. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Welcome to the late show, ladies and gentlemen. Good to have you. Very nice. Thank you so much. Welcome to la im Stephen Colbert. Folks, its from. You can feel the friday in the room, cant you . cheers and applause right . Everybody have a good week . cheers and applause well, then, none of you are donald trump, because the president s had a bit of a rough patch. Hes been ridden hard and put away wet, i believe is the saying. And now theres new news about his former National Security adviser, michael flynn. Remember that guy. If you dont remember, white guy, brown hair, about yay in bed with russia, this much, maybe a little bit more. Flynn heres want new news, heres the new news about flynn. Flynn resigned because
Of course,. Stephen ive been fighting this one zombie pretty seriously for months and he has never once tried to eat my brain or rip out my guts. I guess what im asking is how do you know when a zombie is into you . Stephen, what zombie wouldnt want to eat your flesh . Stephen i am well marbled besides, if this zombie doesnt want to tear off your face, you know what . There are plenty of zombies in the sea. Stephen really, theyre in the sea, too . Yeah. They dont have to breath. Stephen but what about my zombie . Maybe my brain is not juicy enough for him. Hey, if this zombie is too dim to realize the delicious head meat that is right in front of him, then you dont need him stephen you think so . I know so. And believe it our not, one day youre going to find that ingest your organs. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes. Tim daly. Lauren cohan. And musical guest, sleigh bells. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan t