Batiste and stay human. And now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen whooo cheers and applause whooo thanks. Good to see you cheers and applause stephen, Stephen Stephen thank you so much. Welcome to the late show, im your host, Stephen Colbert. Man, it is good to be back in the u. S. A. cheers and applause i dont know if you knew this, but i was in russia last week. You know who did know i was in russia . Russian intelligence. laughter hardcore fans, evidently, followed me everywhere. Also got some attention from american intelligence. A couple guys seemed to pop up wherever we went. You know, but its important to keep your eye on a comedian while he is in russia, you know, doing jokes, you know, i could be over there, i could be giving state secrets to the russians. Oh wait, somebodys already got that covered. My apologies. cheers and applause . Stephen somebodys watching that guy, someone should investigate anyway, we just got back last nig
Batiste and stay human. And now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen whooo cheers and applause whooo thanks. Good to see you cheers and applause stephen, Stephen Stephen thank you so much. Welcome to the late show, im your host, Stephen Colbert. Man, it is good to be back in the u. S. A. cheers and applause i dont know if you knew this, but i was in russia last week. You know who did know i was in russia . Russian intelligence. laughter hardcore fans, evidently, followed me everywhere. Also got some attention from american intelligence. A couple guys seemed to pop up wherever we went. You know, but its important to keep your eye on a comedian while he is in russia, you know, doing jokes, you know, i could be over there, i could be giving state secrets to the russians. Oh wait, somebodys already got that covered. My apologies. cheers and applause . Stephen somebodys watching that guy, someone should investigate anyway, we just got back last nig
Payless shoe store. laughter we dont sell fireworks anymore. Thats all ill say till after the inquest. But weve got all the furniture you need including hey, buddy what are you doing . Dont smoke near that couch its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Michael Keaton. And john mcenroe. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause . Stephen thanks, everybody please, sit down, everybody thank you so much. Oh, please have a seat. Wow. Thats a friday crowd. You cant fake that. Thats a friday crowd right there. Thats the real deal cheers and applause thats the real deal but as u. S. D. A. Prime friday beef. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Weve firmly established its friday all right. Im not going to see you next week happy fourth of july, ladies and gentlemen. Greatest country on earth. This is our birthday com
Laughter we dont sell fireworks anymore. Thats all ill say till after the inquest. But weve got all the furniture you need including hey, buddy what are you doing . Dont smoke near that couch its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Michael Keaton. And john mcenroe. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause . Stephen thanks, everybody please, sit down, everybody thank you so much. Oh, please have a seat. Wow. Thats a friday crowd. You cant fake that. Thats a friday crowd right there. Thats the real deal cheers and applause thats the real deal but as u. S. D. A. Prime friday beef. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Weve firmly established its friday all right. Im not going to see you next week happy fourth of july, ladies and gentlemen. Greatest country on earth. This is our birthday coming up, the only Hol
Musical guest, marian hill and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 607, new york yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh [ cheers and applause ] oh i love you thats a hot crowd, right there. Welcome everybody, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Good looking crowd. I love you i love you. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Im your host jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] you did it. You made it, you made it. I love you, jimmy jimmy i love you, too. Heres what people are talking about. Of course, today donald trump was sworn in as the 45th president of the united states. Now, some people [ cheers and applause ] some people watched it on tv. Some people watched it on the internet and many people watched it like this [ laughter and applause ] at the ceremony trump repeated each line of the oath after chief Justice John Roberts said it and trump was like, wait. Now, whos president . You or me . Are we both . [ laughter