eligible person i know. greg: somebody got in a fight. thank you. greg: somebody got in a fight. [laughter] but the idea of the contrast between one and many is why trump won. they do these studies with product. like if you want to sell a soft pillow, you don t compare it to a firm pillow, you compare it to five, and everybody likes the contrast. if you had 17 candidates, that s why trump won because everybody looked the same. it s going to happen with democrats. they re going to get 15, and that one person that stands out, that s different could be a professional athlete, a comedian how about guy who sawed his boat in half on the commercial? greg: yes. [laughter] you read my mind. [laughter] god, he s insane. still to come, our favorite commercials and the return of press secretary tyrus, that s next. [cheers and applause] motorcycle revving
sneak a robot boyfriend into your house. [laughter] every babysitter did that when i was a kid. really? greg: yes. including sven. before i forget, i bought my daughter a furby when she was young, scared the crap out of her. it was not a good toy. although i kept it because now it s, you know, fun to scare my kids greg: why don t you answer the question. you know what? okay, here s what i think. better a robot than a clown, but i agree with tyrus that this thing s not going to throw a ball with the kids greg: it could. and the other thing is actually from a financial point of view, it s not bad. i m conflicted on this because financially this could be good. i did a back of the envelope thing. these start around $2500. for my three boys i pay about $60 for four hours for a babysitter when my wife and i go out day trig [laughter] and so we, i figure $60 a pop, that s about 40 times and then that thing s paying for itself.
baker. fireman. greg: fireman? why. i had the good fortune of going down to florida to the fire academy and going down there and running through their program, and it s amaze what they do. plus i think greg: they fight fires. yeah. every day you wake up and you realize what you re doing is potentially saving lives. every day. think how energizing that must be. greg: and their trucks are so shiny. there is that. greg: tom, same question. wouldn t mind doing a little cobbling, gregful. greg: cobbling? always wanted to be a cobbler. let me see those shoes. [laughter] i forgot. in your village if you were a cobbler, you got all the ladies. absolutely. greg: that s true. maybe a blacksmith too, that s kind of cool. a what? [laughter] i like the art of smithery. greg: that s how you got the last name smithey.
at the bar like this sad sack. there he goes again. [laughter] he goes, what s wrong with this picture? greg: that guy s cut off. [laughter] all right. kat, i believe you are a millennial. i m not sure. why is it too much effort to go out? well, yeah, it s too much effort, and it s also just not as fun. they won t change the sports games from the tvs at the bar to forensic files even if you say please. greg: yes. you have to drink around a bunch of strangers, and sometimes they try to talk to you greg: terrible. even if you give them that your face makes me want to throw up look, they still want to talk to you. i want to be around a bunch of drunk people who i love. greg: oh. or just your cat. yeah. well, you know what? i do have a cat, greg. it s not a punchline, it s a
sometimes i need the hard news of the day, but other times i just want to cuddle. why can t i have both? well, now you can with the new bret bear. [laughter] just squeeze his tummy and get informed. the 4 isst president 41st president wants to go to maine this summer. he s there when you start your day. french president emmanuel macron and his wife arrived yesterday and with his signature tie, pocket square and flag pin, he fits in with even the most sophisticated crown. crown crowd. and he s there at the end of your day too. when i get home at night, i just want something to hold that brings me comfort, but i also want the news. at this hour voters are still casting ballots in arizona s special election. thanks, bret bear. and don t forget, he can help you nail a job interview. rough day on wall street, the s&p 500 lost 36, the nasdaq