that s when they came out with the tom collins mixes, and i remember sitting there watching my parents drinking at home and thinking one day that ll be me. [laughter] greg: did you ever wonder why they started acting funny? why are mommy and daddy acting funny? [laughter] they usually sent us to bed before that happened. greg: you didn t understand that, like, over time they started acting differently. why are they acting differently? tom, what are your thoughts on this? ah, young people. they should get out. you ve got to get out more. you know where i like to drink? sears. [laughter] great place to drink. you can, you know, all different departments. don t go to the craftsman section. [laughter] but, yeah. i like to get out there, take a flask with me. it s always nice. i need a place since toys r us closed, greg. [laughter] deared god. dear god. although he s got a valid
greg: if you were a high school teacher, what subject would you teach? i m interested what do you think, tom? what would you teach? i think i d go gym teacher. greg: really, why? just get all the kids back. my gym teacher always tortured me, and, you know, take out my aggression on the youth. greg: yeah. [laughter] you d make em climb the rope, wouldn t you? yeah, all the way to the top. no crash pad down below. greg: fantastic. [laughter] mandatory dodgeball as they leave with baseballs. dodgeball with baseballs. [laughter] dodge base, we used to call it. tyrus, i have a feeling you d be a great teacher i was a teacher. i teach history, so i ll stick with that. all the answers are in the book. [laughter] whenever a kid fail a test, he s like bra, answer s in the book. how do you think i know this stuff? greg: i was always trying to steal the answer key. everybody wants the answer key,
greg: if you were a high school teacher, what subject would you teach? i m interested what do you think, tom? what would you teach? i think i d go gym teacher. greg: really, why? just get all the kids back. my gym teacher always tortured me, and, you know, take out my aggression on the youth. greg: yeah. [laughter] you d make em climb the rope, wouldn t you? yeah, all the way to the top. no crash pad down below. greg: fantastic. [laughter] mandatory dodgeball as they leave with baseballs. dodgeball with baseballs. [laughter] dodge base, we used to call it. tyrus, i have a feeling you d be a great teacher i was a teacher. i teach history, so i ll stick with that. all the answers are in the book. [laughter] whenever a kid fail a test, he s like bra, answer s in the book. how do you think i know this stuff? greg: i was always trying to steal the answer key. everybody wants the answer key,
greg: if you were a high school teacher, what subject would you teach? i m interested what do you think, tom? what would you teach? i think i d go gym teacher. greg: really, why? just get all the kids back. my gym teacher always tortured me, and, you know, take out my aggression on the youth. greg: yeah. [laughter] you d make em climb the rope, wouldn t you? yeah, all the way to the top. no crash pad down below. greg: fantastic. [laughter] mandatory dodgeball as they leave with baseballs. dodgeball with baseballs. [laughter] dodge base, we used to call it. tyrus, i have a feeling you d be a great teacher i was a teacher. i teach history, so i ll stick with that. all the answers are in the book. [laughter] whenever a kid fail a test, he s like bra, answer s in the book. how do you think i know this stuff? greg: i was always trying to steal the answer key. everybody wants the answer key,
with the tom collins mixes, and i remember sitting there watching my parents drinking at home and thinking one day that ll be me. [laughter] greg: did you ever wonder why they started acting funny? why are mommy and daddy acting funny? [laughter] they usually sent us to bed before that happened. greg: you didn t understand that, like, over time they started acting differently. why are they acting differently? tom, what are your thoughts on this? ah, young people. they should get out. you ve got to get out more. you know where i like to drink? sears. [laughter] great place to drink. you can, you know, all different departments. don t go to the craftsman section. [laughter] but, yeah. i like to get out there, take a flask with me. it s always nice. i need a place since toys r us closed, greg. [laughter] deared god. dear god. although he s got a valid point.