with the tom collins mixes, and i remember sitting there watching my parents drinking at home and thinking one day that ll be me. [laughter] greg: did you ever wonder why they started acting funny? why are mommy and daddy acting funny? [laughter] they usually sent us to bed before that happened. greg: you didn t understand that, like, over time they started acting differently. why are they acting differently? tom, what are your thoughts on this? ah, young people. they should get out. you ve got to get out more. you know where i like to drink? sears. [laughter] great place to drink. you can, you know, all different departments. don t go to the craftsman section. [laughter] but, yeah. i like to get out there, take a flask with me. it s always nice. i need a place since toys r us closed, greg. [laughter] deared god. dear god. although he s got a valid
finished down 121. how about now? you re hired. [laughter] so get your bret bear today. i m bret baier in washington, and i ll see you later. [laughter] greg: all right. [cheers and applause] tyrus, what have you got? actually, greg, my favorite is one no one has even seen yet. as you know, i sometimes fill as the white house press secretary, and i did it again this week. take a look. [inaudible conversations] it s good to be back. if any of you have questions for greg, make it fast. i ve got a birthday party to be at in 30 minutes. can you tell us how the invitees were selected? yeah. it s a private party that greg s hosting for his pet ferret claude. he said if i don t attend, fusion gps will release a dossier on me. he invited the president too, but i m pretty sure he s busy.
at the bar like this sad sack. there he goes again. [laughter] he goes, what s wrong with this picture? greg: that guy s cut off. [laughter] all right. kat, i believe you are a millennial. i m not sure. why is it too much effort to go out? well, yeah, it s too much effort, and it s also just not as fun. they won t change the sports games from the tvs at the bar to forensic files even if you say please. greg: yes. you have to drink around a bunch of strangers, and sometimes they try to talk to you greg: terrible. even if you give them that your face makes me want to throw up look, they still want to talk to you. i want to be around a bunch of drunk people who i love. greg: oh. or just your cat. yeah. well, you know what? i do have a cat, greg. it s not a punchline, it s a
life because the ramifications and repercussions for some of their tough talk or their negative talk, worse thing that happens to them is they get blocked. greg: right. you walk up to me on the street, you get your ass kicked. then you ve got to heal, you ve got to, you know, get new teeth [laughter] in some cases learn to walk again. so it s less people are a lot tougher without the consequences. but what works for me because i get at lot of questions asked, i tend to answer them in ways that ends the conversation. hey, tyrus, how you doing? maintaining. keep moving. what s going on? room temperature. just throw something at em. [laughter] hey, what s up? furnace. by the time they figure out what you said, you re gone. [laughter] i do think there s a potentially dangerous numbing effect from the social media. and much like kids playing shooter games nonstop, right, and the ability for that to stunt sort of the development of empathy in those kids, i think the social media c
finished down 121. how about now? you re hired. [laughter] so get your bret bear today. i m bret baier in washington, and i ll see you later. [laughter] greg: all right. [cheers and applause] tyrus, what have you got? actually, greg, my favorite is one no one has even seen yet. as you know, i sometimes fill as the white house press secretary, and i did it again this week. take a look. [inaudible conversations] it s good to be back. if any of you have questions for greg, make it fast. i ve got a birthday party to be at in 30 minutes. can you tell us how the invitees were selected? yeah. it s a private party that greg s hosting for his pet ferret claude. he said if i don t attend, fusion gps will release a dossier on me. he invited the president too, but i m pretty sure he s busy.