greg: if you were a high school teacher, what subject would you teach? i m interested what do you think, tom? what would you teach? i think i d go gym teacher. greg: really, why? just get all the kids back. my gym teacher always tortured me, and, you know, take out my aggression on the youth. greg: yeah. [laughter] you d make em climb the rope, wouldn t you? yeah, all the way to the top. no crash pad down below. greg: fantastic. [laughter] mandatory dodgeball as they leave with baseballs. dodgeball with baseballs. [laughter] dodge base, we used to call it. tyrus, i have a feeling you d be a great teacher i was a teacher. i teach history, so i ll stick with that. all the answers are in the book. [laughter] whenever a kid fail a test, he s like bra, answer s in the book. how do you think i know this stuff? greg: i was always trying to steal the answer key. everybody wants the answer key,
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greg: if you were a high school teacher, what subject would you teach? i m interested what do you think, tom? what would you teach? i think i d go gym teacher. greg: really, why? just get all the kids back. my gym teacher always tortured me, and, you know, take out my aggression on the youth. greg: yeah. [laughter] you d make em climb the rope, wouldn t you? yeah, all the way to the top. no crash pad down below. greg: fantastic. [laughter] mandatory dodgeball as they leave with baseballs. dodgeball with baseballs. [laughter] dodge base, we used to call it. tyrus, i have a feeling you d be a great teacher i was a teacher. i teach history, so i ll stick with that. all the answers are in the book. [laughter] whenever a kid fail a test, he s like bra, answer s in the book. how do you think i know this stuff? greg: i was always trying to steal the answer key. everybody wants the answer key,
[laughter] greg: tyrus, i actually do not i m not a big fan of bar drinking at night. i do during the day you re a day drinker? greg: i like to bring my work with me. what are you working on? greg: i actually wrote this book at a bar with. always work when you re drinking, and you feel like you re not a drunk. what hours would that start, say six a.m. to six p.m.? greg: no, i would go one to five or when i got blurry. awesome. kat, let me ask you a question. [laughter] he s a drunk, isn t he? greg: do you have an opinion? i was interviewing you, greg. [laughter] you know what? i partied in college. and when i was done, that was it. i mean, when i go to a bar, people can me for jobs, where the bathroom is, i get tons of
it has to be way meaner than the parents. it should be the terminator. [laughter] it s like, you know, when you have a substitute, the kids take advantage of the substitute, so the substitute has to be way meaner. you know, if i m the regular teacher, your substitute has to be baker. greg: that s true. [laughter] so the robot can t be cute and cuddly, he has to be scary and meaner so that the kids do what they re told. greg: kat, would you life have been better if as a child you had an ipal? yes. [laughter] i think that this is a great idea, actually. greg: really? i think that the robot is fully capable of making sure the child does not die greg: that s good. which, as i understand it, is the number one thing parents look for in a babysitter. i was very emotionally connected to my furby as a child, and i turned out okay. greg: that s true. furby, not so well though. [laughter] tyrus, can you see these things in america? not with my kids. first thing they d do is take