gunfire tires screeching horn honking, grampa shouts doh tires screeching grunts groans cawing ew. Classical Music playing bart dad, what are you watching . I think its a Terrence Malick movie. No, youre watching baby poindexter, the most educational dvd available at the checkout aisle at the grocery store. Finally, a kids show that isnt trying to sell you something. Which reminds me, we need to order more rectangles. Female narrator friends. bells jingling friends. Colleagues. gasps dont watch that dvd. I threw that away because studies show it doesnt do any good. Look at me. Maybe instead of watching tv with the kids, you could take them outside. What are you doing . This socalled educational dvd may have even stunted the development of the kids who watched it. Lisa wait a minute. Didnt bart and i both watch this thing when we were little . Im afraid so. Well, the obvious question is, why did i turn out so academically superior while bart. While bart turned out so wonderful in his ow
For maximum safety, all children must wear antikidnapping bracelets. laughs is this a kid youd pay ransom for . Dad, what would you do if you got my ear in the mail . I dont know. Feed it to the dog . Youd have to wrap cheese around it. Dont you tell me how to feed you to the dog laughter snoring whooping and laughter whoa screaming where do they go . Whoa female announcer welcome to the mormon church, americas most respectable cult. whooping and laughing keep an eye on the kids, homer. Can i keep an eye on that kid . Hes fabulous. Bart and lisa. Oh its always my kids. Yay laughing whered they go . Oh. Hmm. Almost. Holy moley. What the. . oh, its hopeless whats hopeless . Who the hell are you . laughter and cheering dad, come up, come up pretty, pretty please absolutely not my adult frame is simply too large. Come on, dad no never come on, dad fine. Here i come. grunting crawling. So. Painful. grunting duck walk. Infinitely worse. Ooh grunting panting only wanted. To be fun. Shh, shh,
With a smack to the forehead and a poke in the eye i beaten a lot of children in my lifetime oh, yeah but the truth in the matter is ive been hurtin inside, wish i could rewind yeah oh ooh when im breakin their fingers lord, its breakin my heart and every christmas eve, my soul is always torn apart hey, wait a second, dude i feel as bad as you i dont wanna live like this no more i just wish i could start over new damn, i feel just like you do oh, i know that weve been bad but we dont wanna be sad no more such a drag cause i miss mom and dad and i miss my baby sheila sheila, whyd you leave . You left me on my own all out in the cold a dollar to my name in dirtyass baltimore and next time i see you im gonna kill you oh, sheila, im sorry, baby i love you. When you punished me, it hurt you more than it hurt me, didnt it . But i endure it because i care. So, why do you want my grandpoppypop so bad . He seems like a total lost cause. Which is exactly why i need to apologize to him. Apologize
Reporter when she finally got home, she put the pieces together. As i approach the driveway, i went to reach for the garage door opener and it was missing. Reporter with someone in the shower, the thieves struck. I had a tv sitting over here right here. And another tv. Reporter along with the jewelry including the mothers wedding ring. She filed a report moving on until this past friday afternoon when her daughter was home and the crooks used the magic button again. The same individuals, they came back to my home, opened up the garage. There was one individual walking away. Reporter this time her family fought back, shooting this cell phone video of the getaway car. And snapping the license plates. Did you change the code . I thought i had changed the code, but for some apparent reason it did not change. Reporter now she doesnt feel safe in her own home. Police have two solutions to make sure that you dont get victimized like this. Dont keep the garage in plain sight. Reporter while th
Severe thunderstorm watch has been discontinued. We are under the gun for the potential for some stronger storms especially in south jersey over the next few hours and across the areas of central new jersey. So, again, its kind of doing splits across philadelphia. Strong storms heavy rain just to the north and to the south. Well take a couple of trips here into the trenton area. This is a weakening storm, still some Lightning Strikes with pockets of heavy rain. This continues to move to the east so look out parts of Northern Ocean and veg well monmouth county. Heavy rain across northeast philadelphia will continue to move out into burlington county. Stronger storm down south into central delaware. Southern New Castle County to kent county. Small hair possible indicated on radar and lightning and heavy rain extends into salem and cumberland county. That continues to track to the east. Again south jersey for the next few hours has a shot at stronger storms. Through the late night hours i