hello, america. i m jimmy fallon, the king locke of late night. greg gutfeld is out. and that s a good thing becaus,e would totally trash this jacket from my overweight figure skater collection like, listen, folks, greg bashes my wardrobe a lot. but in my defense, unlike greg, i can t borrow clothes from peter dinklage. jimmy. anyway, we have a great show for you tonight with a. but before we get to them, it is friday. now, the normal tradition on gutfeld is that we d open with leftovers. but seeing as it s the last episod leftov the e of 2023, the produe agreed to let me share my final thoughts on the year. if it s okay with you people. final thoughts now.. to be honest, 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot things. , for instance, but why taught us that this was not what customers meant when they asked the bartender for a beer with some nut some s nut so silly. yeah. the mulvaney story turned the of beers into the rodney king of beers. but
hello, america. i am jimmy fay locke, king of late-night and greg bashes my wardrobe a lot, but i am like greg, i can t broke legs from we have a great show for you tonight with a panel. it is friday, the tradition on gutfeld as we open with leftovers but seeing is it s th last episode of 2023 the producers agreed to let me shar my final thoughts on the year i it s okay with you. to be honest 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot of things for instance, it taught us that thi was not the customers meant whe he asked a bartender for a beer with some nuts. [cheers and applause] the craziest part is they gave him a commemorative can to celebrate one year of womanhood. so technically speaking they gave beer to a one -year-old girl. i m not sure that s what they meant by drink responsibly, but we are vr. don lemon told us it s possible to suck so bad even cnn will fire you. lemon, if you remember got into hot water after saying that nikki haley was past
hello, america. i am jimmy fay locke, king of late-night and greg bashes my wardrobe a lot, but i am like greg, i can t broke legs from we have a great show for you tonight with a panel. it is friday, the tradition on gutfeld as we open with leftovers but seeing is it s th last episode of 2023 the producers agreed to let me shar my final thoughts on the year i it s okay with you. to be honest 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot of things for instance, it taught us that thi was not the customers meant whe he asked a bartender for a beer with some nuts. [cheers and applause] the craziest part is they gave him a commemorative can to celebrate one year of womanhood. so technically speaking they gave beer to a one -year-old girl. i m not sure that s what they meant by drink responsibly, but we are vr. don lemon told us it s possible to suck so bad even cnn will fire you. lemon, if you remember got into hot water after saying that nikki haley was past
hello, everyone, i amwith kennedy, along with jessica tarlov, katie pavlich, and big jim fail out, it s 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. give us your poor, your tired, and your federal money, the leaders of three sanctuary cities areng begging president biden to shower themts with some cold hard taxpayer-funded cash.h as and they wind their hearts out over the big bad texas governor busting illegals to their doorsteps.rnoreps. we cannot continue to do the federal government s job, the federal government must take responsibility and lead on this humanitarian crisis, instead ofi leaving itng for cities and localities to handle. we need thee federal government to lean in, and provide more financial assistance. all of our cities have reached a point where we are either at constant capacity or nearly out erelof her room. we need more federal support toor be able to manage this amot of inflow. it will crush city budgetslook across the country. looking at $160
awesome fans and my razor wi t and my wash board apes, according to the news site cnn is reportedly considering hiring a comedian to host one of its primetime shows. makes sense. the network is still a joke. that s mean. apparently some floated names including bill mar, trevor noah and john stewart. what? no elaine boozler. but if they want comedy they should launch that more than the crow stapled to chris wallace s. they went ahead and ruined it. i m talking, of course, about the golden aiming of comedy. chris cuomo, don lenin, perhaps as they are known in the business, the three stooges. those were the days, right? now everything is ruined. chris lost his kid after trying to help his brother andrew fend off a sexual harassment scandal which is like having alec baldwin teach you gun safety. hey, kill the lady. and linen lost his primetime gig because he comes off as real as this guy s breasts. and no offense to that guy and his giant fake [ bleep ] he s a global treasure