I dont know if they get much bigger. I really dont. Jimmy well, no, they dont. Im shocked at this bigness. Jimmy what does it feel like to be 80 years old . Older than 70. Jimmy it does . You know much older than 70, but younger than 90. So im stuck in the middle there. Jimmy it is hard to come up with a plan to celebrate an 80th birthday. Most people have a brunch or something, but my aunt chippy isnt most people. We thought what better way to commemorate this special day, an 80th birthday than to jump out of nowhere and scare her repeatedly. Surprise woo happy birthday i come in the room and all im thinking is im going to take a hot shower. Holy [ bleep ] youre going to kill me whats the matter with you people . Are you surprise [ bleep ]. If theres any more of this [ bleep ] around, i swear to god im going to have to kill somebody. Thank god nobodys here. Surprise prise you gotta be kidding me. Surprise woo youre not going to let me live, and theyre not going to let me die. Im reall
Mike birbiglia featuring the 8g band with bryan carter [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind were going to get to the news today was socalled blackout wednesday, which is known as the biggest bar night of the year. So if you are watching me right now, you a loser [ laughter ] let me also stress that if youre watching me right now, i am fast asleep [ laughter ] i filmed this show earlier today. Youre awake im out cold [ laughter ] i a loser. [ laughter ] the white house has released a socalled menu of accomplishments that supporters can use to talk up President Biden around the thanksgiving table. And that way your parents wont even have to ask if youre still single [ laughter ] the Biden Administration yesterday launched a campaign urging americans to get updated coronavirus vaccines you launched it yesterday . [ laughter ] were seeing grandma tomorrow. [ laughter ] any other
Surrounding his presidency. All of this after unveiling a carefully scripted video after suggesting that his Campaign Rhetoric from the campaign trail is hitting a prick wabrick wall reality. A tape produced by his own team, the press not invielted. He will have a press conference in due course. Is there something on your shoulder . Yes. Trumps sprawling business ties are coming under scrutiny. The cflicts are foreseeable. We saw another tweet storm over the weekend. Mike pence was harassed last night they theater by the cast of hamilton. Donald trump lecturing anybody on bullying is a joke. Hail trump, hail our people, hail victory. Its a bit childish. Donald trump is considering splitting his time between the white house and his manhattan residence, which would cost taxpayers millions of dollars, but its all worth it to help a billionaire go night night in his bigboy bed. Good evening. A latenight tweet from trump tonight shotonight shows he do. Hes claiming the press didnt know he h
Shoulder . Yes. Trumps sprawling business ties are coming under scrutiny. The conflicts are foreseeable. We saw another tweet storm over the weekend. Mike pence was harassed last night they theater by the cast of hamilton. Donald trump lecturing anybody on bullying is a joke. Hail trump, hail our people, hail victory. Its a bit childish. Donald trump is considering splitting his time between the white house and his manhattan residence, which would cost taxpayers millions of dollars, but its all worth it to help a billionaire go night night in his bigboy bed. Good evening. A latenight tweet from trump tonight shows he doesnt get it. Hes claiming the press didnt know he had business interests abroad. He said it is wellknown i have interests in properties all over the world. Only the Crooked Media makes this a big deal. So he is still picking fights with the press and typing comfort from his smartphone. He pledges to drain the swamp. But when it comes to actually governing, trump is also
Injuring ten more people. The suspect is a 17yearold student at the school. He has been apprehended by authorities. He is being held without bond on capital murder charges right now. A Law Enforcement official telling nbc just within the last few moments that four pipe bombs additionally were also recovered in this school. Explosive devices are a concern as authorities such this suspects home. The potential for explosive devices that we found in the residence, there are one or two other people of interest that are going to be in or currently being interviewed. There are two weapons. One was a shotgun and the other is a. 38 revolver. Both of these weapons were obtained by the shooter from his father. Its my information at this time that the father legally owned these weapons. It is, of course, late may and the last day of school scheduled at this high school was may 31st. Students describing the confusion and horror on one of these last fridays of the planned school year. Teachers were