And now, jiminy glick [ cheers and applause ] jiminy how wonderful wonderful applaud yourselves look at that, look at the band. Oh [ cheers and applause ] shut up thank you hello and welcome to jiminy kimmel live. [ laughter ] ha ha ha im your host jiminy glick. And let me just start [ cheers and applause ] thank you. This is amazing. Let me just start by saying how excited i am to be host of a show i love so much. Although ive never seen it. [ laughter ] but word gets back from those who have that its wonderful. Filled with edge. Speaking of edge, look whos here, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, such an exotic look. Youre like a cross between Burt Reynolds and a pikachu. [ laughter ] is it true that jimmy found you floating down a river in a basket . Guillermo no. Jiminy we have a good show, we have a wonderful show. Not as good as we had hoped. Not bad, but not great. Because just an hour ago, my superstar celebrity guest canceled. So, for those of you who came to los an
Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Thank you for joining us. On this special night of stars and war. Well, i feel very unprotected all of a sudden. Theres no one by the doors. Wheres my little guillermo . Did he is he did he show up at work today . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Look at you. Youve grown more powerful than i could possibly have imagined. Guillermo thank you, jimmy. Jimmy that was quite an entrance. Guillermo, your mission tonight should you choose to accept it is try to get the storm troopers to do a shot of tequila with you, okay . Guillermo of course. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo can you do that, guys . Jimmy i feel bad for the storm troopers, they wear all this heavy ar mar and walk around and one shot from the blaster, they die like that, theyre gone. Those suits seem to offer no protection whatsoever. This is a special show tonight. The cast and director of rogue one a star wars story is here. The premier
Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Thank you for joining us. On this special night of stars and war. Well, i feel very unprotected all of a sudden. Theres no one by the doors. Wheres my little guillermo . Did he is he did he show up at work today . [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy all right. Look at you. Youve grown more powerful than i could possibly have imagined. Guillermo thank you, jimmy. Jimmy that was quite an entrance. Guillermo, your mission tonight should you choose to accept it is try to get the storm troopers to do a shot of tequila with you, okay . Guillermo of course. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo can you do that, guys . Jimmy i feel bad for the storm troopers, they wear all around and one shot from the blaster, they die like that, theyre gone. Those suits seem to offer no protection whatsoever. This is a special show tonight. The cast and director of rogue one a star wars story is here. The premiere is across the street to
Show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Thank you for joining us. On this special night of stars and war. Well, i feel very unprotected all of a sudden. Theres no one by the doors. Wheres my little guillermo . Did he is he did he show up at work today . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Look at you. Youve grown more powerful than i could possibly have imagined. Guillermo thank you, to gets to do a shot of tequila with you, okay . Guillermo of course. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo can you do that, guys . Jimmy i feel bad for the storm troopers, they wear all this heavy ar mar and walk around and one shot from the blaster, they die like that, theyre gone. Those suits seem to offer no protection whatsoever. This is a special show tonight. The cast and director of rogue one a star wars story is here. The premiere is across the street tomorrow. There they are. [ cheers and applause ] exiting from the xwing fighter. Thats pretty great. I think these an uber pool theyre
Mixtape, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 584 yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Oh, welcome. Enjoy the show. Welcome to the show. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to be at. This is the show tonight. Welcome, everybody. Wow, what a great crowd. Guys, heres what everybodys talking about. I saw that al gore met with donald trump today to discuss Climate Change. [ light laughter ] they probably talked about how Climate Change could lead to massive floods in places like new york city. Trump was like, thats why i live on the 58th floor. [ laughter ] when it gets around 57, i bring the yacht around. [ applause ] the other big news is that trump appointed ben carson as his secretary of housing and urban development. [ laughter ] that