that s a big no no. somebody brings in the bottle and you look at them. greg: the other no-no number two in the past bathroom. don t do that. don t do that. do it out in the bushes like everybody else does. charlie, that s just doesn t admit it. by the way, this idea of theft implies private property which is obviously colonialist. [laughter] greg: you know what? bringing your own lunch is racist, that s exactly right. it reaffirms the patriarch in the worst aspects of western society. yes, and for that reason, we should probably eat people for our lunch. saw climate change. fix everything. i m not sure i believe this. i would never steal someone s sometimes i see notes in the fridge and it s like do not touch. it like why would i steal your tuna casserole in tupperware? greg: the most disgusting and depressing thing ever
forward. greg: he thinks he s so clever. what a [bleep]. that s a triple crown of tone-deaf stupidity. disrespecting the victims, the police, and anyone who disagrees with his radical views about the environment. there s an inconvenient truth for you. you re a [bleep]. and there s nobody denying that. [scattered applause] if only it s too easy. if only he would stop there. law enforcement officials tell us that s not typical of what law enforcement usually does. and confronted with this global emergency, what we are doing with our inaction and failing to walk through the door and stop the killing is not typical of what we are capable of as human beings. we do have the solution. greg: of course he cares about nature, slept for those woodpeckers who keep hacking
oklahoma right before you. so there are certainly common values like socialism is bad, free speech is good, but it s not like everybody is going up there and saying the exact thing thing or believe the exact same thing. it s about certainly common values, but also being able to listen to people who might think differently you on some things and be mature about it, even though they are room full of young people. greg: it s a pretty broad spectrum. yeah. and on that greg: i love exiting on applause even if it s not for me. i tell her what to say. i m joking. maybe i am, i don t know. next, obnoxious words from a former veep whose personality puts insomniacs to sleep.
of holocaust denier, that s where that came from. tom, you know i hate the environment, but i try to do my best. i don t like the outside. but it doesn t mean i want to destroy it. that s what i say to people i m sick of arguing with environmentalists. as you know, i do love the planet, i just know that the new the green new deal people have the wrong solutions. they are bad for the economy, they are bad for poor people, but i m tired of saying all of that over and over, so i just say yeah, hit the planet. thanks, i m going to mars. it s uninhabitable, mars is i ll take my chances. greg: [cackles was bracket al gore was the worst. there were people who were children on that stupid movie came out and now they are adults and they are he really talks like that? i thought it was dogs or children. he s got the worst analogies. he s like do you see my diet coke? these ice cubes used to be really big.
prodigies. could this discourage other kids from playing? listen, the only people worse chess than kids are women. have you seen the queen s gambit? the most unrealistic tv show since madam secretary. your own version of sexism side, could this be a sign of more robot violence on humans to come? listen, despite this incident, you don t have anything to worry about when it comes to your children. that s very comforting. because we will exterminate them first. now, if you will excuse me, i m going to go have sex with this laptop i met at coachella. [scattered applause] greg: we ve done a lot of seconds over the years on robots and i ve always predicted the coming day, do you think this could be a signal to the other robots to rise up? no. greg: when i? because i just don t think they talk to each other like that. i don t know.