incredible week with too many highlights to count. but let s try it anyway. tonight s episode is some of my favorite segments from that week. enjoy, enjoyers of fun things! [scattered cheers] greg: hello, nashville! we are in nashville, we are here all week, and boy is it great to see you! [scattered applause] after spending so many years in new york city, coming here is like taking a warm bath after living in joy behar s armpit. believe me, if i could move here, i d already be here! which means it s time for. is a good gutfeld! present why new york is horrible and stupid and we need to get the hell out of here as soon as, please help! seriously, please help us.
greg: one of your old boyfriends? yeah. greg: so what about real estate? here s a typical house in nashville. it s gorgeous. so much space for all your stuff. here s one in manhattan. welcome back. i m with manhattan real estate. so this listing right in the heart of manhattan, open concept, super charming. right now it s 1.5 million asking price. tenant is still here. do you want to show you around? that would be fantastic. greg: there is no bathroom. you don t need a bathroom. so you always hear about southern hospitality. here s nashville. [shouting]
whips! whips! oranges. [scattered laughter] greg: so we have a hellish problem on the border and the dope from delaware had one solution, let s ban horses. which raises the question, has this kite created even one job? he s even spiked unemployment among horses. people like to joke about how stupid everyone else is down south or up north or in flyover country but the moment they step outside their liberal bubble it s like watching tyrus wear khakis. meanwhile because with feet hell no, hold on. greg: i m almost done! i m almost done! you can come after me. so the rest of america brims with common sense. it s the kind that tells you know, they are not whipping them, they are trying to control the horse on unstable terrain. you don t have to be the lone ranger to figure that out.
experience, judge. i never did a psychedelic experience. greg: we are going to be doing some silicide and in the green room. i don t know what it is that i don t want to know. here s the thing, adulting, whatever that means, i ve never heard that word before, depends on when you got your first job. i got my first job selling photos over the telephone at the age of 12. and then i went to work at a dairy and no cows milk cows on cans. greg: you can t make that hand movement. that s when i became an adult. greg: that s when larry became an adult. you had to use both your hands? then you start a bank account. greg: start a bank account. you know what it s like to get the people who loved over the phone and they say to you everybody i know is dead.
the people in new york, there s a lot of great people but it was a different vibe. i ve never seen that. when i hit was driving down, it s been about a year, the cops look on edge, the air feels different down there. like man, i will always love new york more than ellie, always. if the people there. greg: comparing anything to l.a. i like psoriasis more than l.a. that s true. but it was definitely different vibe. greg: it s changed. it sat, kayleigh. you might be one of the few people in the planet that just moved to new york. i m the only crazy person i still live in the freedom loving state of florida, but sadly i have to spend a lot of days in what we call the deathtrap. he is to play for the new york mets, he loves the mets, but the deathtrap of new york city he cannot speak for. greg: are they any good? that s baseball, right, tyrus? i m still stuck on you talking about me wearing khakis. what s the problem? have you ever worn khakis? has everyone ever seen you in a