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once hated, so we figured why not resurrect other awful things from the past that we long gotten rid of. for example. how about only men being allowed to vote. [boos] frankly everything went downhill when they changed that. a sexist might say! how dare you applaud or laugh at that! what about leeches to treat diseases? i m wearing a leech right now. that s why you never have to go to the bathroom. it does pinch. also, why not throw suspected witches in the water to see if they float? it s really a win-win. if they drown, they re innocent and if they float, they become a cohost on gutfeld!. you called me a cohost! greg: anyway. since we are talk about segregation and race, i thought the expert here would be a skinny white girl.
doing? you know, i m okay, but i do have to leave new york. you hear my voice. give it a few years, kayleigh, you re going to sound just like me. i m 32 years old, i am rapidly aging in that city. it s destroying me, it destroys all of us. i need to move. maybe here. [applause] i will say, if i could, i came up from florida for the first time that s why you still sound healthy. within an hour a rat scurried across my feet, there was a domestic violence dispute on my hallway and there was a man on the side of the road. that s a normal day in new york. greg: i dream for days like that. we ve got to move on. enough new york city bashing. i still like new york but as long as fox is still there this, you have to understand, my monologue wasn t for anybody at home. this was just targeted at my boss. and then they re going to look at the ratings and go maybe he s got a point.
soared during the pandemic. sequence completed. [scattered applause and laughter] greg: she actually left with the robot, which is kind of amazing. you know, tyrus, i have a theory. we need to make the robots cute so we don t beat it up when it doesn t work. you can t beat up a cute robot. you think i carry about a fuzzy robot spying on me and my man cave? this is a horrible idea. this is another reason, parents, you ve got to parent, you ve got to watch them. they re going to manipulate the computer, robots, better than you could even literally one of my kids put offering as his name on his own school learning. so like geniuses. little robots don t work and eventually and the wives who think this is a great way to spy
greg: pretty good, pretty good, pretty good. stop it! here s nyc. [bleep] [bleep]. oh, oh! oh, my [bleep]. [bleep]! [indiscernible]. [bleep]. i m still waiting for my pizza. you re not getting it. greg: still waiting for his pizza. i can t blame them for being mad. if they thought they had tickets to see a comedy show. turns out it was forgiven jimmy kimmel. if you watch closely, he will start crying. so what about entertainment? well, here s nashville. you can walk into any bar and