Its interesting. They talked a lot about earthquakes today. I forgot, what an earthquake actually is, its technical, but basically an earthquake is when the planet sneezes and a tsunami is when the world pees a little after sneezing. So try to avoid them both. Hey, speaking of shakeouts, another member of the Trump Administration is on his way out. Secretary of energy, rick perry reportedly informed the president today that he plans to resign. He did not explain why, although i think we have a pretty good idea. Perrys been secretary of energy since the beginning. But soon, like all the others, hell be gone. When ben carson wakes up, hell be like, where the hell is everybody . The president reportedly blamed rick perry for getting him on that now infamous call to in this story, the president and his admirers have been insisting there was no quid pro quo involving the call about the bidens. Mulvaney went before reporters and blatantly admitted that there was. The demand for an investigat
Evacuated from their homes. Even lebron james had to flee his home. He went on twitter, he wrote, man, these l. A. Fires are no joke. Had to ernlmergence evacuate my house and ive been driving around with my family trying to get rooms. No luck so far. Lebron found a place. I feel like lebron could have knocked on any door in l. A. Yeah, sure. Stay for taco tuesday. [ cheers and applause ] but we send our best to those displaced by the fires here and up north. This has become an annual tradition. Every october we troofl brooklyn. When we come back, the whole place is on fire. [ laughter ] this is our first show home after a week lopg residency at the Brooklyn Academy of music last week. And i love l. A. , i do, but it was nice to go all week without seeing a dog in a purse. [ laughter ] it really was. Guillermo, you had fun in brooklyn, right . Guillermo yeah, a lot of fun, jimmy. Jimmy how much did you weigh yourself when you got home . Guillermo not yet. Im afraid. [ laughter ] jimmy
I told you wed be back. Thank you for watching at home. Thank you, relax. Thank you, thank you. Sit, sit, thank you. Thank you. Well, this is our Opening Night from the large and luxurious Howard Gillman opera house at the Brooklyn Academy of music. We are in brooklyn again. [ cheers and applause ] this is our fifth time here at b. A. M. This is our second home. This is my maralago in a way. [ laughter ] of course no visit to brooklyn for us would be complete without everyones favorite security guard, guillermo. Say hello to guillermo, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] where is guillermo . Where the guillermo, where are you . [ cheers and applause ] oh my gosh. The beautiful guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo. What are you supposed to be . Guillermo Staten Islands fairy, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, the Staten Island fairy. Guillermo thats right. Jimmy i hope you wear that out tonight. Guillermo i will for sure. Jimmy youve been here since thursday night . Guillermo friday
Agree with each other for hours. Ohio is a state where democrats hope will swing back their way. Tonight there are a lot of candidates with a lot to say. The main point i want to make that is not working for americans across this country. It works great for the wealthy. Demonizing and it must change. [ all talking at once ] the doebate is back right after this short break. Jimmy why are there 12 candidates in the debate now . Last debate there were ten. You cant subtract candidates and then add back. You dont go to the final four and then suddenly youre back to the elite eight. Its not the way it works. Amy klobuchar is still shes eight laps behind and stopped to have lunch and shes still in the race. It doesnt make sense. They need to pare this down. Its like the menu at the cheese cake factory. Theres too much to choose from. Lets go through the cheese cake factory and the candidates. Elizabeth warren is the super oxidated salad. Bernie, Chicken Salad sandwich, all over your chin, ma