[screaming] but i wont back down announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Its getting hot in hur plus, stephen welcomes diane lane and Patton Oswalt featuring live louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen there you go there you go. Happy tuesday, happy tuesday. Tuesday. Stephen Stephen Stephen thank you, everybody out here, but they are. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, my friends. You are my friends. Romans, countrymen. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] today down in washington was yet another clownish attempt by the g. O. P. To draw some sort of moral equivalency between joe biden and donald trump. This time, they heard testimony from special counsel robert hur, who was the guy in charge of the investigation into president bidens handling of classified documents. In hurs report, he declined to charge
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and the oscar goes to everything everywhere all at once. and it really did win everything, everywhere as the film scoops seven oscars including best film and best actress. michelle yeoh becomes the first woman from an asian background to win best actress at the oscars i m here getting all the latest reaction. brooke shields has been waiting half an hour to get into the vanity party. how ireland moved to within one win of six nations clean sweep. we reflect on all of the weekend s action. good morning. for most of us it will be a mild day with showery spells of rain. the exception is across the north of scotland, which will have snow and will be colder with gales developing. all the details later in the programme. good morning. it s monday the 13th of march. our main story. junior doctors in england are about to start a three day strike which is expected to cause major disruption to nhs services. they ll walk out at seven o clock this morning in a row over pay and conditions
over three quarters of respondents don t want him to run for president. they want him to run for the hills. the poll comes as his approval ratings plunge like nancy pelosi s neckline. and most americans are as disgusted with the economy as they are with nancy pelosi s neckline. [scattered laughter] of course there is no recession, they say, as they try to redefine the term recession the weight they redefined riots and women and crime in basic biology. we would say that life takes some balls, but we don t want to miss gender it. it s getting so bad, mayor pete is polling better than joe and pete has actually done less work on the job then kamala has on closing the border. pete is now in his tenth month of parental leave and will be ready to work full time once he stopped lactating. but i get it, joe does not look good, literally and accurately. the only thing holding them together is that her plugs. and you can see why. here is a 22nd clip coming from the white house, look at