Right. Okay. I guess thatll do it. Welc its friday so you know what that means. Lets welcome tonightome tonig. Hes so bland, hes getting sued by Rice Cakesy , cohostd of fox and friends. First, todd pyro. Hes a lawyer named trustee, which is like a cop named frisky, former Trump Attorney a and doj prosecutor Jim Trusttty if you dont buy her new book,a shell have to learn how to cook your ties. Ws bestselling Author And Fox News Contributor can tell hes stronger than gravity and puts up with my depravity. New york times best yet. Yes. All right. Before we get to some new stories, lets d o this. Gregs gregs leftovers. Do number up. But above all right, whe its leftoversre i. Week. I read the jokes. We did news this week. And as always,an its my firsty time reading them, so they. Will bake Joe Mackey into a giant cake and send it to Brian Stelter. Now, the Movie Beetlejuiceetj opens in theaters today. Its aboutui a dead guy who wano to return to the world of the living. And thats a plot t
Critical final weeks beforehand, he is lashing out at his sexual assault accusers and his own attorneys and the man who was once the embodiment of the republican party, dick cheney is casting his vote for democrat kamala harris. Why the former vice president but it says trump can t be trusted with power. Again the 14yearold georgia school shooting suspect in court, alongside his father, both of them coming facetoface with the families of the victims i m kaitlan collins and this is the source with fewer than nine weeks to go before the election, donald trump secured a pretty big win today regarding his new york hush money conviction. Instead of being sentenced potentially to jail in two weeks from now, he will now be sentenced after november 5, and that s only quote, if necessary, those two words standing out from judge marshawn s decision today, and i ll tell you why in just a moment. But really this decision overall means there will be no bid courtroom drama playing out before voters
[ cheering and applause ] greg: yes! all right. Okay. [ cheering and applause ]. Greg: i guess that will do! (laughter). Greg: it is friday, so you know what that means, let s welcome tonight s guest, he is so bland, he is getting sued by rice cakes. Cohost of fox and friends, tyro! he is a lawyer named trustie, like a cop named friskie. Former trump attorney, and doj prosecutor. If you bont buy her new book, she will have to learn how to cook, a fox news contributor, kat. He is stronger than gravity, and puts up with my dipravity! [ cheering and applause ]. Greg: yes. Yes. All right. Before we get to some new stories, let s to this: [ ] greg s leftovers. Greg: all right, it is leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. And as always, it is my first time making them. The movie beetle juice beetle juice opens in theatres today, about a dead guy that wants to return to the land of the living. (laughter). Greg: that s a blot that sounds really familiar. [ cheering and app
Judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and she is too short to ride its a small world. Dana perino. The five. Donald Trump And Elon musk are about to make government great again. If thats possible. The former president outlining his economic plan during a speech in nyc, vowing to slash more regulations and push for a Government Efficiency Commission, or gec, and it is helmed by musk. The suggestion of Elon Musk, i will create a Government Efficiency Commission task with conducting a complete financial and Performance Audit of the entire federal government. Elon, because he is not very busy, has agreed to head that task force. My plan will rapidly defeat inflation, quickly bring down prices, and reignite explosive economic growth. Kamala harris will take more money out of american pockets. These are radical left lunatics. And you cant let them run your country. Greg and while Trump And Musk plot new ways to make government run better, kamala backers on her plan that would k
Scott Beggs Scott Beggs stop. And i would blush if i had any blood in my body. Happy thursday, everyone. So its been two days since cnn announced theyre bringing back brian stelter. Two days. And already Jake Tapper has had to bring back his refrigerator once again to buy. The doj has formally accused russia of election interference. I guess whats old is new. If your president has dementia. Liz cheney says shes voting for Kamala Harris. Well, then kamala has my vote, says one man. Thats benedict arnold. For all you non history buffs. A Las Vegas woman told police she stole an expensive casket containing a body because she blacked out from drinking. But dont worry, the corpse was returned safely. Hunter biden pled guilty to tax evasion. He tried to use an alford plea, which would have allowed him to plead while maintaining his innocence. Guess he wanted to have it both ways. Which he also wrote off on his taxes. California is mulling a requiring cars to tell drivers when theyre speeding