[ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Very nice. Thank you. Hello, brooklyn. Appreciate that. Please sit. Sit, sit. Ive done nothing to deserve this. Thank you for watching at home. Thanks to the rest of you for braving Public Transportation to be here tonight. We are at the Howard Gillman opera house at the Brooklyn Academy of music in brooklyn, new york. [ cheers and applause ] night four of our week in brooklyn. Its so far been perfect, it really has. A beautiful night last night. Last night i wanted to feel like i live here so i did maybe the most new yorky thing a person can do. I put on a big, puffy jacket, went down to the subway, and forced people to buy my mix tape. [ laughter ] i went to see Bruce Springsteen last night on broadway. [ cheers and applause ] and youre not going to believe this, he was great. Turns out hes really great. Bruce almost restored my faith in america last night. And then the president tweeted and it was gone again. [ laughter ]
That youre right, its definitely not a contest. But lets role play, okay . Im an elderly widower. Say something that will console me after ive lost my wife of 60 years. You know, thats the way it is. Stephen okay, remember, my life is shattered, im the weeping shell of a man, a husk of my formerself. Is there anything you could say to ease my loss . I dont think it matters. I mean, i really dont. Stephen all right. Im going to shake that on off even though were just pretending. Lets talk about your tax plan. How many tax brackets are there in your new plan . We do have four brackets because we have a zero bracket and people arent including that so that would actually make it a fifth bracket as opposed to an eighth bracket on the other side. Stephen youre just saying the word bracket over and over. Do you have any idea what youre talking about . Bing, bing, bing, bing. Stephen lets move on to an easier question, sir. Do you think you will be impeached . Theres a great spirit for it. Peo
I saw two guys dressed as spiderman fighting over a pretzel in the garbage and i thought, oh, im home again. I almost didnt make it past the gluten sniffing dogs at lax. They eat too many bagels. Remember the pizza rat . The rat . It became a word side sensation for dragging a slice of pizza down the steps of a subway. Its the most new york thing captured on video. And one of our workers captured this on video. Meet the hot dog pigeon. A pigeon eating a hot dog. Isnt that beautiful . [ applause ] i tried to convince it to come home with me, and he said, no, im happy here. We are coming home to a very big show. George cleanny is here tonight. From the walking dead, Norman Reedus is with us tonight. The reason for all the screaming tee teenages, we have music from niall horan. The dodge rers in the world series. They are playing the astros tomorrow night. The dodgers havent been to the world series since 1988. That is a long time ago. That is before anyone knew what a kardashian was. Mos
I pulled up to work. I saw two guys dressed as spiderman fighting over a pretzel in the garbage and i thought, oh, im home again. I almost didnt make it past the gluten sniffing dogs at lax. They eat too many bagels. Remember the pizza rat . The rat . It became a word side sensation for dragging a slice of pizza down the steps of a subway. Its the most new york thing captured on video. And one of our workers captured this on video. Meet the hot dog pigeon. A pigeon eating a hot dog. Isnt that beautiful . [ applause ] i tried to convince it to come home with me, and he said, no, im happy here. We are coming home to a very big show. George cleanny is here tonight. From the walking dead, Norman Reedus is with us tonight. The reason for all the screaming tee teenages, we have music from niall horan. The dodge rers in the world series. They are playing the astros tomorrow night. The dodgers havent been to the world series since 1988. That is a long time ago. That is before anyone knew what
Its not even a contest is that youre right, its definitely not a contest. But lets role play, okay . Im an elderly widower. Say something that will console me after ive lost my wife of 60 years. You know, thats the way it is. Stephen okay, remember, my life is shattered, im the weeping shell of a man, a husk of my formerself. Is there anything you could say to ease my loss . I dont think it matters. I mean, i really dont. Stephen all right. Im going to shake that on off even though were just pretending. Lets talk about your tax plan. How many tax brackets are there in your new plan . We do have four brackets because we have a zero bracket and people arent including that so that would actually make it a fifth bracket as opposed to an eighth bracket on the other side. Stephen youre just saying the word bracket over and over. Do you have any idea what youre talking about . Bing, bing, bing, bing. Stephen lets move on to an easier question, sir. Do you think you will be impeached . Theres