That youre right, its definitely not a contest. But lets role play, okay . Im an elderly widower. Say something that will console me after ive lost my wife of 60 years. You know, thats the way it is. Stephen okay, remember, my life is shattered, im the weeping shell of a man, a husk of my formerself. Is there anything you could say to ease my loss . I dont think it matters. I mean, i really dont. Stephen all right. Im going to shake that on off even though were just pretending. Lets talk about your tax plan. How many tax brackets are there in your new plan . We do have four brackets because we have a zero bracket and people arent including that so that would actually make it a fifth bracket as opposed to an eighth bracket on the other side. Stephen youre just saying the word bracket over and over. Do you have any idea what youre talking about . Bing, bing, bing, bing. Stephen lets move on to an easier question, sir. Do you think you will be impeached . Theres a great spirit for it. People want to see it. Stephen oh, that they do. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert, tonight trump versus mccain. Plus stephen welcomes anna faris, amy sedaris and musical guest tyminski featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whoo hey yeah band playing hey, whats going on . cheers and applause nice whats going on . Oh it is nice. This is lovely. Its lovely. Welcome to the late late show. Im your shows Stephen Colbert. Ladies and gentlemen, were back after a week off. Isnt this nice . Feels great to be back. Stephen lovely to be back on the stage with these lovely people. Do you know who has not had a week off . People of puerto rico. I want to remind you out there you can still donate to help them with the one america appeal. Org, you can go there and donate now. This weekend five formerups teamed up at a benefit to raise money for hurricane relief. cheers and applause yeah, come on feels good to applaud for your president s President Trump couldnt be there to help the victims of flooding because and this is true he was working on his own water hazards. It was a great event. And there was one lighthearted moment during the concert thats going around. Watch george w. Bush lean over and whisper something into obamas ear during clintons speech. He says some joke to obama. Obama smiles. You know, its nice. Its really nice that they can all be there together, having fun. Help us why arent you helping us . come back. All of you. At once cheers and applause piano riff now, we dont have the audio, so we can only speculate what dubya said. Or just make it up. Lets give it a shot. Hey, were you born in kenya . laughter stephen thats fun. Lets do another one. 20 if you pants clinton right now laughter cheers and applause yo. Real quick. Wheres puerto rico . laughter piano riff this morning, i painted a shih tzu. laughter hey, are you lebron james . laughter all fun. All in good fun. Its for charity. Its all for charity. Thank you for your service, president bush. Donald trump is continuing to not get along with the Opposition Party the republicans. Specifically hes really not getting along are john mccain now. Back in 2015, trump said this about mccains record in vietnam. Hes a war hero because he was captured. I like people that werent captured, okay . audience reacts sounds harsh. Be fair, everybody. He was echoing the words of the p. O. W. Flag you shouldnt have been captured. laughter again those comments were from 2015, but you know the old saying, revenge is a dish best served two and a half years later. Because remember how, during the vietnam war, president tough guy received five deferments from the draft four for education and one for bone spurs in his heels. Thats why we lost. We needed a winner. That doesnt mean trump didnt see action. Here he is on howard stern bragging about s. T. D. s in the new york dating scene. It is a dangerous world out there, its scary, its like vietnam, sort of like it is its like your personal vietnam isnt it . Youve said that many times. I feel like a great and very brave soldier. Stephen i know it sounds bad, and it is, but hes right. Sex with trump is like vietnam a bungled operation launched on false pretenses without a satisfying ending. cheers and applause piano riff take a long walk. Worth it. Lovely view. And yesterday john mccain, an actual war hero, weighed in on trumps deferments. One aspect of the conflict, by the way, that i will never ever countenance is that we drafted the lowest income level of america and the highest income level found a doctor that would say that they had a bone spur. That is wrong. Stephen damn cheers and applause wow. I gotta say jon put it all out there stephen i really wish mccain was my High School Science teacher because he clearly does not give an f. laughter piano riff really really laughter thats rare. Im honored. Im honored. Also this weekend, the president sat down with fox news host and salon haircut photo 7, maria bartiromo. And she immediately held trumps feet to the fire, to make sure they were nice and cozy. Mr. President , thank you very much for sitting down with me today. Thank you. Here we are in the week that the Dow Jones Industrial average just hit 23,000, 5 1 3 trillion of market value created since your election, largely because of this anticipation and hope that your policies will get implemented. Stephen mr. President , first question youre amazing. Followup can you hear my questions from so far up your ass . laughter jon whoa cheers and applause piano riff stephen can you hear them . And bartiromo wasnt the only one praising trump. So was trump if you look at what i have done between regulation i have cut more regulations in nine months than any president has cut during the entire term that they were in. Nobodys cut yeah, youre better than president bush the federal pages are down over 30 under your leadership. Well, and by the way ive just begun because so there are more regulation well, theres a lot more. I mean really, a lot more. I mean i think i can double it before its over. Stephen yes, hes going to double the number of pages that arent there. By the time im done, america will be an absolutely lawless hellscape. Dump anything you want into the drinking water. You know what they say, when life hands you paint thinner, make people drink paint thinnerade. laughter but there was one area where bartiromo thought things were too lax im wondering what you think about tech right now . You have these companies that are more powerful than ever before. They have everything, all this data on us. They are selling the data. Should the Tech Companies like these more regulated . Itll be very interesting to see what there are two very distinct views on that. I can go honestly i can go either way on it. Stephen yep, just like the sign on trumans desk the buck stops here, or somewhere else, i can go either way on it. laughter but trump likes tech, especially twitter. Jon yeah. Stephen he loves that thing. And he couldnt resist praising his own tweets. You know they are well crafted. I was always a good student, i am like a person that does well with that kind of thing. Stephen oh, you can tell that he was a good student. Even back then all of his papers were a 140 characters or less. George washington won the revolutionary war because he was like a person that does well with that kind of thing. Faketeeth. laughter applause and im much better than George Washington because like him i cant tell a lie. I tell a lot of them. audience reacts and on saturday, trump tweetnounced an Exciting New Development i will be allowing, as president , the long blocked and classified j. F. K. Files to be opened. Thats right, the documents will be released by the National Archives this thursday. Is what they want you to think. piano riff are we expected to believe that a single National Archives could release all these documents . And what is a National Archive but a fancy word for book depository . Think about it. I havent. laughter cheers and applause now, trumps not really throwing open the files. The release of the documents was actually mandated to occur this month under a 1992 law. So this was scheduled. And hes taking credit for it. Ive given it some thought, and ive come to the decision that i will be allowing christmas to happen this year. Youre welcome, whoville. Jon whoa, whoa stephen that sank in. They love christmas a lot. Now most people believe that the documents should be unsealed. But because Lee Harvey Oswald took a mysterious trip to mexico weeks before the assassination, some historians are concerned that the document could be damaging to u. S. Mexico relations. Oh, i think that ship has sailed. laughter cheers and applause i think thats byebye. piano riff of course, trumps tweet that he would release the j. F. K. Files came right during the whole gold star family controversy. People say it might have been for a distraction or Something Like that. So now when trump feels cornered, hell just declassify americas biggest secrets. Robert muller is presenting the findings of the russia investigation on tuesday dot dot dot dot dot dot the same day i am giving away an alien plasma cannon from area 51 tenth caller wins cheers and applause weve got a great show for you tonight. Anna faris is here. But when we come back, 32 million more reasons why bill oreilly was fired. Stick around. cheers and applause new charmin ultra soft its softer than ever. 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For instance, heres a confession from the book. Okay. Stephen i take credit for other peoples work, and if i had writers, they would be pretty pissed. laughter jon oh, snap stephen so buy this book, get a stack, put them by the door. No candy, its poison. Jon thats right. Stephen you give children candy instead of this, you hate children. Thats something you have to confess. Jon oh stephen john, june, were in, sadly, the midst of a flurry of Sexual Harassments and assault allegations against some pretty big names in show biz. Producers like harvey weinstein, directors like james toback, even former reality show hosts. audience reacts and of course, former fox news pundit and scrotum who wished to be a real boy, bill oreilly. laughter jon oh piano riff stephen we already knew oreilly had previously settled five Sexual Harassment claims, but now its an even half dozen because its being reported that, back in january, oreilly made yet another payout to a woman alleging Sexual Harassment, this one for a record 32 million. Which is exactly the sort of thing you do when youre innocent. laughter like in the game clue, where the game ends when you pay off the other players 32 million to never open the envelope. laughter the accuser this time was a fox news legal analyst named lees wheel, who and this is true was a regular guest on an Oreilly Factor segment called is it legal . laughter and the answer, for 32 million, survey says buzzer no, it is not. Thanks for playing security will see you out. cheers and applause jon thank you for playing. Thank you for playing. Jon yep. Stephen so what exactly was bill oreilly doing this time . Well, apparently the allegations include repeated harassment and sending her gay pornography. Wow. So, i guess both herassing and hisassing. laughter so how did he justify that last thing . Well, when asked about why he was sending this stuff to his colleague, oreilly had a perfectly reasonable explanation. He claims, he had been sent threatening messages almost every day, including some that had obscene material, so he set up a system in which the material would be forwarded to his lawyers. So, let me get this straight people sent bill gay pornography when they wrote in to criticize him . It makes perfect sense. Dear mr. Oreilly, i could not disagree more on your take about the republicans new tax proposal. And to drive home my point, here are two young men driving home the point. laughter applause jon wow, wow, wow. Stephen but theres a twist. Apparently, fox news knew about the settlement in january, but then in february, they gave him a fouryear contract extension that paid 25 million a year. He got a 25 million payout . What did bill oreilly do to bill oreilly . Its shocking that fox news knew about all these Sexual Harassment settlements and kept him employed for so long. But maybe they were just trying to protect their female employees. If bills on camera, thats one hour a day they knew hes not groping anybody. applause yea no groping piano riff and fox defended keeping uncle bill on the payroll, saying that they regarded the settlement. As a personal issue. Yes, whoever oreilly harasses and then pays off in his personal time is his own business. Its a matter between one consenting adult. laughter applause and then, when fox did fire oreilly in april, they said it was because theyd included a clause in his contract that allowed for his dismissal if new allegations or other relevant information arose. Yes, its like the old saying goes fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, some more shame. Fool me three times, you really got a do a better job of fooling me. Four times, were extending your contract. Five times, we wish bill the best of luck in his future endeavors now, enjoy the Tucker Carlson show stick around, weve got anna faris and amy sedaris. Their names rhyme well be right back. cheers and applause band playing remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. [hello moto] snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 screen on a wall. Get a 10x optical zoom. Get excited world. [hello moto] moto is here. The new moto z with moto mods. 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Healthy, beautiful smiles for life. cheers and applause band playing stephen hey welcome back, everybody cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, you know my first guest as the star of scary movie, the house bunny, and the cbs sitcom mom. Please welcome anna faris. cheers and applause band playing what an amazing audience cheers and applause stephen theyre lovely. If i liked my hands more i would wave more aggressively but i dont care for my hands. Stephen you dont like your hands . Theyre lovely, tiny dolllike hands. No, they are not. They are sort of like the potato farming part of my family, im convinced. We dont need to talk about that. Stephen where would we be without potatoes, anna faris. Thank you for your service. laughter now, you have also sort of contessed to confessed to something here in your book. You have a relationship podcast, okay, very successful, very popular, and now you have a book in support of it. Yeah. Stephen it is called anna faris is unqualified, okay. What makes you unqualified to give relationship advice . laughter i mean stephen is anyone qualified to give relationship advice . I feel like youre letting me off the hook with that question. I am definitely not qualified to give relationship advice. But having said that, i enjoy it. laughter stephen thats right. You dont have to be good at something to give people advice. I like that philosophy. Stephen all right. Ill happily interrupt an operation and tell a doctor where to start cutting. laughter what kind of advice do we have in here . Is it sort of like serious love advice or does this get spicey in here . Is there spicey sex stuff in here . My mom came down to the kitchen the other day and she said, annie, im going to give you a gift, im not going to read your book. Because i talk about the guys that ive slept with and i talk about, you know, the times i have been in love, the times ive messed up, and stephen how spicey are we talking about here . If this were made into a movie, what network could i show it on . Could i show it on cbs . No no. laughter stephen thats a book i would read. All right. Stephen the sexy part like this. So youve got advice in here for single people . Well, yes. I mean, listen, its my life story with advice about sort of just what ive learned, like the failures that ive had, and stephen such as . Well, there havent been that many. laughter except for maybe this talk show. laughter stephen not at all we love her, dont you . cheers and applause piano riff okay. Oh, i love you guys. Stephen when you give advice to people, is there a question that comes up over and over again from people who say anna faris . Usually the question on the podcast we get a lot is why doesnt he or she like me . Or how do i get he or she to like me more . And thats sort of an impossible question to answer. Stephen yeah. Except, how do you how would you maybe like me more . Could i look at your cards . Stephen i couldnt possibly like you more. Oh, go on can we do these things, though . Can we cut to commercial . Stephen no, we can do anything you want. We can talk about anything you want. Do you want to talk about whats on there . I do, because i want to ask you questions. Stephen heres the thing. This is the thing im interested in, on your podcast, first of all, you have a list of professions of men you believe women should never date. Is this true . This is true. Stephen you say laughter you say magician, doctor and chef. Because theyre all on call . Why those three . Magician, somebody who wants to trick you is its a little weird to me. Stephen not a con man. He pulls a rabbit out of a hat. Yeah, but you say, how did you do that . They say, ill never tell my secrets. Oh, thats a little weird. Stephen thats a little weird. Doctor . I believe in the god contest. Stephen what do you mean . I think the same thing applies to talk show hosts. cheering piano riff i love this audience stephen so if my wife before we had gotten married if she said im thinking of dating this guy who is Stephen Colbert who is a talk show host, you would say id say, ooh stephen what . Why wouldnt you oh, my gosh builtin narcissism cheers and applause piano riff stephen okay. Okay. Okay. Uhhuh. Stephen why, because my name is on if fronts of a building ten stories tall . laughter all right. Your podcast has a quiz. You quiz celebs on dating, its called deal breakers and how to proceed. Dealmakers . Deal breakers. Stephen okay, i can do that, too. I love the idea maybe i flustered you. It kind of gives my ego a little boost. Stephen you totally flustered me. Thank you. Stephen im flustered. Thank you. I have a microphone strapped to my inner thigh so i feel flustered. laughter applause okay. All right. So, imagine youre sing. Imagine im single. Yes. laughter youre on a date no, no, youre on a date. Stephen okay. Your date refuses to use a fork. Is that a deal breaker . What are we stephen what are we eating . If its nachos, im okay. If its spaghetti, im getting the pennebolanaise. Stephen i would get the check. If she pulls chopsticks from her purse. Stephen i would say when did you get back . Youve forgotten how forks work and been away for a while. She has a history, though. Stephen she has history . He believes that her very first boyfriend was a descendent of poseidon. Stephen of posiden . Yeah. Stephen is she greek . No, her exboyfriend was. Stephen id get the check. O judgmental laughter all right, next one. Ready for the next one . Stephen this come, is she a friend of yours . Did she have a book shes selling right now . Does she have a microphone strapped to her thigh . piano riff cheers and applause yeah, yeah. All right, all right. Okay. 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Im sorry, what . Pit of misery dilly dilly dilly dilly heres to the friends you can always count on. cheers and applause band playing stephen hey, everybody welcome back to the show ladies and gentlemen, im terribly excited and i hope you are, too, because my next guest is a hilarious actress, expert crafter, and a talented tumbling partner. Her new show is called at home with amy sedaris. Okay. So what were going to be doing is were going to be laying out the filo and butter in each individual layer. A lot of people are intimidated by filo and if this is the case for you pick up my latest book me talk fil 01 day. Great summer read. Why dont you tell the audience how we met. I used to own a pastry shop dangerously close to trifer. You were catering a luncheon, and your oven broke and you were desperate. You were wearing half a bra and had blood on your shoes. laughter stephen please welcome my dear friend, amy sedaris cheers and applause band playing wow stephen hi colbert look what youve done with yourself stephen welcome back to the ed sullivan i need a little tour. Is this white gravy . Stephen yes. Okay laughter stephen this is beautiful. This is lovely. Wheres the top hat . I dont kiss and tell. laughter so good to see you. Stephen nice to see you, too. You did a little segment on the show which is fun. Stephen i did this segment on your show. Who is this handsome fellow with you . We had a good time. Stephen we had a good time together. How is your rabbit . I have one new rabbit tina. Stephen what happened to tattletale . Tattletale died a long time ago. Stephen how long do rabbits live . Everyone asks that. You know, you have a rabbit. Stephen my rabbits still alive. Dusty lived to be 12. Stephen thats a long time. She died in my arm. This is true, i had to wait till her body got stiff, there was a snowstorm, couldnt go to the vet. I had to wait till she got stiff, measure her and put her in my freezer. Stephen why did you have to measure her . Because in my refrigerator, its only 24 inches. I have an answer for everything. Stephen couldnt you just attempt it and, again, i know its a serious event but a but couldnt you just attempt to put her in that way . Why did you have to measure her . Because what if she was 25 inches long dead . And she couldnt get in and ive got to struggle . No way. No way. Stephen no way. O your rabbit is still alive. Stephen yeah, bunny. Bunnys your rabbit. Stephen no longer my rabbit, though. What do you mean . Stephen because no one out there knows what the hell were talking about. We have friends whose daughter went to college and their bunny could not go to college with her so their bunny bunny came to live with us, the girl graduated and she has the bunny back. She has the bunny back. Stephen we had it while she was in college. You had the bunny for a long time. Guess College Takes a while. Stephen it does. What are you doing for halloween . Im dressing as a witch. I take my grandchildren trick or treating and im their god mother in charge of their spiritual growth. Antiget in the bat girl outfit, so im going as the witch. Stephen thats you here . Thats me with the stomach sticking out. Stephen not at all. You look lovely. So not bat girl this year . No, im going to do the witch. I have a great witch hat. Stephen good or bad witch . A good witch with a devilish side. Stephen do you take your godmotherring serious. I do. Im good with them. Ask paul. Last night i took a mattress on the stairs and we were flying down it. It was so much fun. Stephen you were riding the mattress down the stairs . Im, like, stand up on your feet and go down. Ive done really stupid stuff with them and i keep a diary. Paul doesnt know the half of it. I cant believe. Stephen and they leave you alone with these children . Im not allowed to baby sit without an adult around. Im not making that up. Stephen thats not baby sitting. Youre a playmate. John carly thinks im seven. Isnt that good . Stephen youre maturing. Im maturing. Stephen the new show, you play yourself at home with amy sedaris. Quick question, ive known you for what, 30 years, 1988, Something Like that . 86 or something. Stephen when i first met you, you didnt have glasses. Now you have thick black glasses. Where are you glasses . For the tv show i had to wear lenses. Stephen are you wearing them now . Im wearing them now. I took classes, and i plucked my eye so much i was bleeding a week before the show. Then i took classes, i failed the first time. I swear to god the guy who was teaching me says you have to stay straight ahead. He was crosseyed. Im not even joking. I said, well, youre not looking straight. Anyway, i got them in. Then i had a lens tech who came to set. Stephen a lens tech . Yeah, you hire these people and theyll come to your show and theyll put contact lenses in. She had long razorback clams, red nails coming at me so i learned quickly. laughter youre like a prey animal. You can see behind you and the whole world is open. I only wear them when i was doing different characters, and you have to wear makeup and i didnt want to wear glasses. If you wear glasses youre the same character. Which is why i dont want to have a beard, then you will always be the beard guy. Now youre just the ear guy with the glasses. I love your ear laughter no piano riff they dont know us no. They dont know us stephen weve known each other since 1988. Yes. Stephen and is there anything that you think people should know about me of the 30 years youve known me that perhaps i wouldnt be willing to tell them . Well, that you fancy yourself a really good cook. No, you are a good cook, but back in the day, paul and i would make fun of your recipes all the time and i didnt know you were so sensitive and it hurt your feelings, but youre over that now, right . laughter piano riff cheers and applause stephen well, thats all we have time for. laughter at home with amy sedaris, premieres tomorrow on trutv amy sedaris, everybody well be right back with a performance by tyminski. cheers and applause they can fly. Travel at the speed of light. And command the currents. They dont need another way to get around. Or do they . [ engine revving ] you know when your hands are covered in flour, or, ewwww, chicken gizzards, and you go to check the recipe and, wait. Argh. The screen locked and your hands are still dirty . Instead, hey google, whats the next step . Mix the eggs with the flour. A little help at home like only google can. cheers and applause band playing time with my grandson. 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Stephen and now making his solo Television Debut with the title track from his album, southern gothic, please welcome tyminski cheers and applause woohoohoooohooo woohoohoooohooo blackbird on the old Church Steeple spanish moss hanging in the setting sun every house house has got a bible and a loaded gun weve got preachers and politicians round here its kinda hard to tell which one is gonna do more talking with a crooked tongue this towns got the good lord shakin his head lookin down thinking we aint heard a word he said word he said baptized in southern gothic in the garden of good and evil devil right here who whoda thought it in a town full of god fearin people dogs and deadbolts guard the night nothing left to do but kneel and pray weve got a church on every corner so why does heaven feel so far away far away must be something in the muddy water turns the whiskey bout as sweet as sin every drunk in town can sing a brown bag hymn good fences make Good Neighbors but Good Neighbors make good lovers too when your man aint home any man will do high on homegrown, smokin that brimstone momma aint stoppin, poppin that cotton no happy ever after, waitin on the rapture now baptized in southern gothic in the garden of good and evil devil right here who Woulda Thought it in a town full of god fearin people dogs and deadbolts guard the night nothing left to do but kneel and pray weve got a church on every corner so why does heaven feel so far away far away southern gothic southern gothic southern gothic cheers and applause stephen thank you. 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