[ cheers and applause steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests Chelsea Handler, senator Bernie Sanders musical guest the war on drugs and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thats your fault, yeah oh my goodness oh, hey. Thank you very much, everyone. Thank you. On a friday thats some friday love right there. Thank you. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, everyone is still talking about last nights president ial debate. But based on the early ratings, it had about 7 million fewer viewers than the first one its not that 7 Million People chose not to watch, its that after the first debate they left the country [ laughter ] but based on some snap polls, trump won the debate by 98 to 2 thats according to the fair polling site guntotingeagle. Com. [ laughter ] but this is interestin
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests, jim parsons, Shepard Smith, musical guest bts, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy thank you so much for watching everybody welcome to the tonight show. Guys, it is a big night for nbc. It is the start of bts week here on the tonight show. We have Something Special for you bts fans in a couple minutes. Also a huge night for hockey if you just watched game six of the stanley cup playoffs that means youre either drunk and happy or drunk and very angry. [ laughter ] i actually watched the game through my plastic face shield so i feel like i was really there. [ laughter ] yeah, tonight we got to see white guys brutally attack each other for two hours so it was a pretty good preview of tomorrow nights debate. [ laughter ] lets get to some politics well, guys, last night the New York Times published a bombsh
Tonight on late night with seth meyers adam sandler star of faith based, actor and comedian Jason Alexander featuring the 8g band with Todd Sucherman and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. And this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Great. Lets get to the news. President trump called into fox and friends this morning and this cant be a good sign, from a pay phone. Uh, you know, its beeping. Oh, well lock up [ indiscernible ] during his interview this morning on fox and friends President Trump said that if former Vice President joe biden wins the election, quote were going to be no different than venezuela. Well, it would be our only way to experience venezuela since were not allowed to travel there right now. During his interview on fox and friends this morning, President Trump said he needs to get attorney general william barr to appoint a special counselor to investigate former Vice President joe bidens son hunter, following the publication of his private
And now, like the mcrib, im back. It is weird being back in an office after six months. Were being very careful. They divided the office into zones. We have zone a, zone b and zone c. Im not sure if im hosting a jimmy welcome back. Show or boarding a southwest this is our first show back in the studio after six months. Airlines flight. And we decided to change things everyone is Wearing Masks and those clear plastic face up. We gave the set a retro feel. Shields. Everyone looks like theyre in a we figured maybe it would feel daft punk cover band. Like any year but this one. I do want to mention, and wish a happy birthday tonight, to one of the greatest men of all. We have a small crew here in our studio. Bill murray, turns 70 today, and i need you guys to laugh, even if its not funny. Even though i know without a doubt that he is not watching. Dnchlths i said i need you i want to wish him well because guys. I love him. So happy birthday bill. Tonight, their album is called this must be
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