Is over. Our Long National nightmare is over. Letterman is retiring. [laughter] hes just kidding, right . Charlie here was his final top 10. David top 10. Thank you. I think this is a pretty good list, considering it is our last list, and the category, top 10 things i have always wanted to say today. Listen to this, presenting tonights top 10 list, 10 frequent late show guests and good friends of ours trade once again, top 10 things. Let me thank them in advance, i appreciate their time, the talents, and her generosity. Top 10 things ive always wanted to say today. Number 10, alec baldwin. [applause] of all the talk shows, yours is most geographically convenient to my home. David thank you, alex. Number nine, barbara walters. Barbara dave, did you know that you wear the same cologne is my orthodontist . David i do know that. Number eight, steve martin. Your extensive Plastic Surgery was a necessity. And a mistake. [laughter] david number seven, Jerry Seinfeld. [applause] jerry dave, i
Thick, black crude. The waves that were coming in were just black. Oil blankets miles of the california coast. For the 20,000 grabbeds poured into the ocean even though the u. S. Coast guard says the pipeline is secure, the damage has been done. Wow look at that cloud. We got one on the ground. Reports of 27 tornados in texas and oklahoma. West of fort worth tornados knocked out power, several streets are impassable. Almost 200 miles worth of flash flood warnings. The largest auto role in american history. Takata will recall nearly 34 million cars over bad air bags. I want those emails out. For the first time in three weeks Hillary Clinton took questions from the media. Do you regret the way that the Clinton Foundation handled foreign donations . Lettermans farewell show i would like it if you would make sure to watch that instead of our show. Dave is the best and you should see him. How about i make an appearance on your last show . We couldnt even squeeze you in for this bit. [ laugh
Letterman is retiring. [laughter] hes just kidding, right . Charlie here was his final top 10. David top 10. Thank you. I think this is a pretty good list, considering it is our last list, and the category, top 10 things i have always wanted to say today. Listen to this, presenting tonights top 10 list, 10 frequent late show guests and good friends of ours. Once again, top 10 things. Let me thank them in advance, i appreciate their time, the talents, and generosity. Top 10 things ive always wanted to say today. Number 10, alec baldwin. Of all the talk shows, yours is most geographically convenient to my home. David thank you, alec. Number nine, barbara walters. Barbara dave, did you know that you wear the same cologne as my qaddafi . David i do know that. Number eight, steve martin. Steve your extensive Plastic Surgery was a necessity. And a mistake. [laughter] david number seven, Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry dave, i have no idea what i will do when you go off the air. I just thought of somet
Our Long National nightmare is over. Our Long National nightmare is over. Our Long National nightmare is over. Our Long National nightmare is over. Letterman is retiring. [laughter] hes just kidding, right . Charlie here was his final top 10. David top 10. Thank you. I think this is a pretty good list, considering it is our last list, and the category, top 10 things i have always wanted to say today. Listen to this, presenting tonights top 10 list, 10 frequent late show guests and good friends of ours trade once again, top 10 things. Let me thank them in advance, i appreciate their time, the talents, and her generosity. Top 10 things ive always wanted to say today. Number 10, alec baldwin. Of all the talk shows, yours is most geographically convenient to my home. Thank you, alex. Number nine, barbara walters. Barbara dave, did you know that you wear the same cologne is my orthodontist . David i do know that. Number eight, steve martin. Your extensive Plastic Surgery was a necessity. An
There it is. Reports of severe storms slam the southern plains. Tornados knocked out power. Several streets are impassable. Nearly 200 miles of flash flood warnings. The cleanup, a large oil spill. For the 21,000 gallons of crude oil that spilled into the ocean. Takata recalled nearly 31 million cars over bad airbags. I want those emails out. For the first time in three weeks Hillary Clinton addresstook questions from the media. Id like to make sure you watch his show real estate than our show. Davids the best and you should see him. We couldnt squeeze you in for this bit. The cruz ship ran aground in bermuda and hit a reef. All of the passengers are safe and they have returned to court. The patriots will not be appealed. Theres no way out. All that a shot . Sure. I had dinner oysters, row someday wine, and jim said would you mind coming. So i think youre doing great. And all that matters. The adorable daughter of nba mvp steph curry. She just oned. Be quiet. On cbs this morning. Kfc i