Jon thats our show, everybody. Remember, remember, tomorrow night, tomorrow night is the final episode. Its going to go long. So remember to set your thing and bring a snack cuz were going to be here awhile. Here it is, your moment of zen. The final tweet hitchbot said my love for humans will never fade. A thumbs up for people from the hitchhiking robot. Rage against larry tonightly, obama writes a letter to the New York Times asking congress to restore the Voting Rights act. Mean while, former president george w. Bush wrote. A letter. laughter jeb bush says Hillary Clinton is responsible for the mess in iraq. George bush whispers to a guy standing next to him, is my name Hillary Clinton . And a courtroom sketch artist draws a weird picture of tom brady. In the artists defense, drawing tom was hard because crayola doesnt have a color called dirty rotten cheater. This is the nightly show lets do this cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central welcome to the nightly show.
Okay. Hit me, unnecessary punctuation man. No leader or policymaker involved will claim to have gotten everything right in the region, iraq especially. Larry oh, snap jeb exclamation point is about to call out his own brother. This is like cain and abel well, its the bushes, so its more like that time niles betrayed frasier by replacing his camembert with an underwhelming brie. applause all right, this is exciting. Lets see how brutal he gets towards old w. Yet, in a long experience that includes failures of intelligence and military setbacks, one moment stands out in memory as the turning point we had all been waiting for larry . Your brother leaving office . audience reacts damn, jeb, thats cold as ice. And that was the surge of military and diplomatic operations that turned events towards victory. Larry victory . I dont, uh, remember larry revisionest history alert. History has been rewritten. Huhoh, guys. Were in danger of history being revised. Thats our revisionist history alert.
applause all right, this is exciting. Lets see how brutal he gets towards old w. Yet, in a long experience that includes failures of intelligence and military setbacks, one moment stands out in memory as the turning point we had all been waiting for larry . Your brother leaving office . audience reacts damn, jeb, thats cold as ice. And that was the surge of military and diplomatic operations that turned events towards victory. Larry victory . I dont, uh, remember larry revisionest history alert. History has been rewritten. Huhoh, guys. Were in danger of history being revised. Thats our revisionist history alert. What are we in for . It was a success. So why was the success of the surge followed by a withdrawal from iraq, creating the void that i. S. I. S. Moved in to fill . Where was secretary of state clinton in all of this . Larry whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa so george is gone, and its all hillarys problem now . What kind of distorted reality are you living in . This is some doc Brown Mart
Be icky, like one of those things that looks like a cockroach but it can fly, has to be on that level. Second, wolf blitzers situation room must be downgraded to the situation shack. Next, Anderson Cooper must be panted on air to see whether the carpet matches the drapes. We all want to know is he or is he not the most trusted name in pubes. Finally, cnn must call itself fox news and replace its entire staff with fox friends, and cnn cant ask questions. Shut up. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, the democrats trump, and the she man. Plus, stephen welcomes william h. Macy, jay pharoah, rationale, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whats going on . Thanks, everybody please have a seat welcome cheers and applause piano riff please, sit down, everybody youre too kind. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause wel
It can be any bug, but it has to be icky, like one of those things that looks like a cockroach but it can fly, has to be on that level. Second, wolf blitzers situation room must be downgraded to the situation shack. Next, Anderson Cooper must be panted on air to see whether the carpet matches the drapes. We all want to know is he or is he not the most trusted name in pubes. Finally, cnn must call itself fox news and replace its entire staff with fox friends, and cnn cant ask questions. Shut up. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, the democrats trump, and the she man. Plus, stephen welcomes william h. Macy, jay pharoah, rationale, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whats going on . Thanks, everybody please have a seat welcome cheers and applause piano riff please, sit down, everybody youre too kind. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen