A copy of that list. [ laughter and applause tomorrow is valentines day, where children all around the world learn to knock first [ audience oohs [ laughter and applause oh, they got to learn. Dennys is offering a valentines day promotion allowing customers to get married at its las vegas location, and if you want a honeymoon, theyll give you the bathroom key [ laughter ] mattel has launched a more inclusive range of barbie dolls including one with a prosthetic leg. Though the bigger news is that the other leg isnt. [ laughter and applause [ laughter ] fans on social media were outraged about the results of last nights Westminster Kennel Club dog show after burns the longhaired dachshund was snubbed for best in show although i think it might have something to do with his old yearbook photos. [ audience oohs [ laughter and applause [ laughter ] esquire magazine recently featured a profile on quote, what its like to grow up white, middleclass, and male. The article is three words long. [
When asked about the criticism, trump said, wow, now i know how jesus felt on the cross. [ laughter ] after President Trump this morning compared impeachment proceedings to a lynching, senator Lindsey Graham defended trump saying, quote, this is a lynching in every sense. And if theres one word Lindsey Graham shouldnt be using its sense. [ laughter ] thats right early this morning President Trump tweeted about congress ongoing impeachment inquiry. He wrote, all republicans must remember what they are witnessing here, a lynching. Now, the complex issue surrounding a white person using the term lynching is not something im comfortable talking about. But i am [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause oh, donald trump, you raggedy bastard. Youre not being lynched you know how i know . Because people who are being lynched dont sit in a mansion tweeting about bull[ bleep ] [ laughter ] look, the reason youre comfortable comparing your situation to a lynching is because you value black people so lit
Impeachment proceedings like a lynching when asked about the criticism, trump said, wow, now i know how jesus felt on the cross. [ laughter ] after President Trump this morning compared impeachment proceedings to a lynching, senator Lindsey Graham defended trump saying, quote, this is a lynching in every sense. And if theres one word Lindsey Graham shouldnt be using its sense. [ laughter ] thats right early this morning President Trump tweeted about congress ongoing impeachment inquiry. He wrote, all republicans must remember what they are witnessing here, a lynching. Now, the complex issue surrounding a white person using the term lynching is not something im comfortable talking about. But i am [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause oh, donald trump, you raggedy bastard. Youre not being lynched you know how i know . Because people who are being lynched dont sit in a mansion tweeting about bull[ bleep ] [ laughter ] look, the reason youre comfortable comparing your situation to a lynching