everyone. i m judge jeanine pirro along with just a guitar log. i l along jesse watters, sandrad and greg gutfeld. rad grit s 5:00 in new york city and this is the five, the so-called great savior of democracy is back. fresh off his caribbean vacation off, where he got sunburned into oblivion, president bide n was out off in valley forge to kick off his first major campaign speech of the year. but it looks like the big guyg u is all out of ideas. instead of talking about hisut lilicies or he ll make your lives better. biden bashed maga supportersve on january 6th, the president repeatedly mentioning george while fashioning himself menttile heer agains dictatorship. donald trump s campaign is about him fas not america, nt you. donald trump s campaign is obsessed with the pas campat, not the future. he s willing to sacrifice our democracy, put himself in power. yet trump and his maga supporters only embrace political violence, but they laugh about it. so herembrace violen
what it is america, welcome to new year s with tyrus. happy new year s eve we almost made it. we did it. woo. man. it fell like it was 2023 for another year. with inflation, corruption, de funding. my truce, first word oh oppression and white house with a moral compass of a creepy man living in a van down tdown the. river. why the big smile. kennedy will make drinks and solving world problem here s with us. 2024, is right around the corner, new year, new outlook, new opportunities, already looking better. get this. influencers are leaving the country. new american dream is to leave. sold my house in houston, texas to move to bali. bond voyage. less social security should be everyone s new year s resolution. what about 2024. you don t have to be blind but it helps if you are famous blind mystic, who had 7 predications for 2024. including foinclude putin s assassination, a cure for cancers, natural disasters and cyberattacks and more, babas had been dead since 199
welcome to new year s with tyrus. happy new year s eve we almost made it. we did it. woo. man. it fell like it was 2023 for another year. with inflation, corruption, de funding. my truce, first word o oppression and white house with a moral compass of a creepy man living in a van dowdown the. river. why the big smile. kennedy will make drinks and solving world problem here s with us. 2024, is right around the corner, new year, new outlook, new opportunities, already looking better. get this. influencers are leaving the country. new american dream is to leave. sold my house in houston, texas to move to bali. bond voyage. less social security should be everyone s new year s resolution. what about 2024. you don t have to be blind but it helps if you are famous blind mystic, who had 7 predications for 2024. includiinclude putin s assassination, a cure for cancers, natural disasters and cyberattacks and more, babas had been dead since 1996, he predications come true, i
she has two girlfriends. and i have two girlfriends. if anyone has doubted or question being in a polyamorous relationship. it s not as bad as you think. no judging. of course religious or cultural norms are under assault. how edgy. business norms. gone. nike set to unveil a new gender inclusive apparel line for children. as part of its pride celebration a leaked email obtained by the daily wire also shows the nike united pride network is offering pride to themed fitness events and a chance for children to talk with a doctor who has performed gender surgeries on adolescents. historic norms obliterated. swimming generations of black children have been made to feel inferior in these united states of america. new york is mandating a racial class and that state universities and if you don t pass you don t graduate. and of course legal norms are gone. a groundbreaking shift in american constitutional law the supreme court appears poised to strike down a landmark roe
hello, america. i m jimmy fallon, the king locke of late night. greg gutfeld is out. and that s a good thing becaus,e would totally trash this jacket from my overweight figure skater collection like, listen, folks, greg bashes my wardrobe a lot. but in my defense, unlike greg, i can t borrow clothes from peter dinklage. jimmy. anyway, we have a great show for you tonight with a. but before we get to them, it is friday. now, the normal tradition on gutfeld is that we d open with leftovers. but seeing as it s the last episod leftov the e of 2023, the produe agreed to let me share my final thoughts on the year. if it s okay with you people. final thoughts now.. to be honest, 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot things. , for instance, but why taught us that this was not what customers meant when they asked the bartender for a beer with some nut some s nut so silly. yeah. the mulvaney story turned the of beers into the rodney king of beers. but