Edith oh, hello, archie. How are you . Hello. Hello. How was your day . It was a laugh riot. One jolly moment after the other. Thats why you see me standing here like the bluebird of happiness. Whats the matter, arch . Ive never seen you so upset. Oh, you never read the papers, huh . Dont you know whats goin on . In here it says 19 robberies reported in queens district. Two of them right around here. Yesterday ryans gas station a couple of blocks away. And today im passing old lady crimskis bakery on the way to the subway this morning what do you think i saw . What they didnt do to her. First of all, they robbed 180 bucks right out of her stocking. Then just for spite, they ruin the joint. Cheesecake splashed all over the walls. Bagels rolling out to the sidewalk. Im telling you, were livin in a jungle, thats what a jungle. Funny, funny, funny. The whole world is fallin apart and the meathead here is makin jokes. Well, im takin some action beginning with this little surprise right here
Hello there, michael, my boy. Hold it. Hold it. Dont talk. I just wanna get down this thought. Yeah . What is it . Im sorry. Gee. I didnt want to bother you or nothing. I was just wondering where your motherinlaw is. Oh, yeah. Shes upstairs. Ill clear the books so she can set the table. Dont do nothing like that. No. Leave all the books and papers there. Keep on studying there. I dont wanna disturb that. Dont you want your dinner . I dont have to have my dinner the minute i walk in the door. Since when . Since you are studying for your exams here so as you can graduate there in two weeks. Listen, i know my priororities and this is priororer. Well, thanks a lot, arch. Hmm. You sure youre comfortable here . Yeah. Why . Well, i just thought maybe youd like to go over to my chair and sit and study over there. Huh . Yeah. Hey, listen, i do my best thinking in that chair. Well, thanks, arch. This is fine here. Yeah. Good, good. You just keep soaking up them words, whatever they are. Thats wh
Ure wearing one. The weathers gone nuts, ma. A whole summer of rain and now in september it decides to get hot. Its lucky mrs. Wiedermeyer moved away. By the heat in queens. Whered she move to, ma . To the bronx. Will you tell this guy that if i hear watergate one more time im gonna go nuts mike, if archie hears watergate one more time hes gonna go nuts i just told him that, you dingbat now, i need a pen. Just go get me a pen. Yeah. [belches] thanks. Stay away from me. Just stay away from me. I dont want to be arguing with no guy whos got a lamb chop for a brain. Here. Oh, edith, its so hot in this house. Cant you close the windows and the door and turn on the air conditioner . Oh, no. We cant do that. The mayor was on the radio, asking everybody to switch off everything electric. Why did he say that . I didnt wait to hear why. I switched off the radio. Its because we have to conserve energy, daddy. Otherwise theres gonna be another brownout. Well, if i dont get some air, im gonna brow