[ cheers and applause and now, here he is, seth meyers [ cheers and applause seth good evening, everybody im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everyone doing tonight . [ cheers and applause seth quick welcome to our guest announcer for the evening, my brother, josh meyers, is with us for the night [ cheers and applause very good job on your first time announcing thank you i watch the show seth that helps. That helps lets get started, i like this, i was happy to see this. Nascar released a Statement Today calling for the removal of South Carolina capitol released a statement, nascar released a statement, they should have sent a pit crew. That thing would have been down in like nine seconds [ laughter ] [ whirring noise ] thats the noise it makes, right . Yeah. [ whirring noise ] seth according to a new poll, 65 of americans do not consider donald trump to be a serious president ial candidate [ laughter ] 65 . Thats nearly 2 out of his 3 wives, to give you a sense of that number. [
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Wanted to do anything for the show heres something he came up with, him and dr. Kate stone, invented this thing, push it, hear. Jingle jangle, looks like you got a ring on the bell bootsy will be in the show. And got a call last night that bill murray wants to come on and talk with guy fieri tonight. Thats happening its a bizarre, fun show with mark russelllo, bill murray, guy fieri, Bootsy Collins and maria lambert, starts right now. Announcer tonight join jimmy and his guests, mark rolflo, bill murray and guy fieri, musical guests Miranda Lambert its the tonight show at home edition. And heres jimmy. Jimmy welcome to the tonight show. Lets get to the jokes mothers day happy mothers day to all the moms out there this sunday is mothers day but experts telling people not to visit their moms or hug them treat mothers day like its fathers day you kids remembered . You didnt of course a lot of kids had to serve their mom breakfast in bed. Thats nice. Would be special if you hadnt eaten eve
Change your nappies and feed you and be the you and put you to bed well i think were in that bit of the cycle with the u. S. Dollar remember the petrodollar was conceived in the 1950 s. But really born in 1981 when nixon took us off the Gold Standard and weve come full circle because remember in the 1970 s. We had the oil embargo wars in the early days of this petro dollar being a full you know u. S. Dollar backed global currency grid and here we have a special report trump told saudis cut oil supply or lose u. S. Military support so apparently in an april 2nd phone call trump told Saudi Crown Prince mohammed bin solomon that unless the organization of the Petroleum Exporting countries opec started cutting off Oil Production he would be powerless to stop lawmakers from passing legislation to withdraw u. S. Troops in the kingdom for sources familiar say yeah well i dont really understand us all saudi relationship anymore you know i mean why are we why do we have troops there and saudi a