whole thing? i saw myself, i got blown up. why are you going to watch the rest of it. bill: don t you want to know if it s justice done by the bad guy. i m hanging on that. something really enticing. and jimmy kahn in the parking lot. are you on this show? he said this is for my kid, not for my career. (laughter) hey, what are you going to do? coming up, the sage of southern california sounds off the bacon sundae. somebody finally gets it, nothing to top off a sweltering mid august hot day. bill: and rapper snoop dogg, miller is next.
fought back. with a mashed potato vending machine. an ice cream cone crust pizza and a bacon sundae. our faith was shaken a bit this year when a nun was caught on tape at a convenience store slipping tall boys into her habit. and the oft-mocked doomsday prophecy ultimately came true with the announcement that hostess would stop making the twinkie. end times, indeed. i will remember you reporter: the loss of the twinkie was a kick to the spongy cream-filled american gut. but through that ordeal and others in 2012, we never lost sight of america s true beauty. america america god shed his grace on thee and crown thy good with brotherhood
wheel of fortune. wand! oh! 2012 was a tantalizingly cruel year if you were a lion simply trying to eat a young child at the zoo. oh, my god. it was a bad year in new york city if you were a person simply trying to drink a giant bucket of soda. but defenders of food freedom fought back with a mashed poe tay poe vending machine, an ice cream cone crust pizza and a bacon sundae. our faith was shaken a bit this year when a nun was caught on tape at a convenience star slippingal boys into her habit. ooh and the of the-mocked mayan 2012 doomsday prophesy ultimately came true with the announcement that hostess would stop making the twinkie. end times, indeed. i will remember you the loss of the twinkie was a kick to the spongy, cream-filled
2008, about 25% of voters cast a ballot before election day. it was higher in 12 major swing states. that s why you see urgency from both candidates this week. let s huddle up around the water cooler to marvel at the spread of not so much western democracy but of western fast food across the globe. sure we at home have the dairy queen bacon sundae. but the strangest fast food now overseas. seven he leven you might remember this one, singapore, mashed potato dispenser. shoots out a cup of mashed potatoes and gravy for just $1. those are not mashed potatoes. now pizza hut middle east is changing the stuffed crust game. fill us with more fun with the cone crust pizza filled with luscious cream cheese and honey mustard coated chicken, wrapped
us for a food shortage that may put the bacon sundae in a little jeopardy. the national pig association is warning of an unavoidable global bacon shortage. a global bake on shortage! we re all going to die! much later than we thought, thanks to the reduced salt and nitrates in our diets! well i for one am going to be ready for the coming apork-alypse. i m presently building an underground shelter and stocking it with all these salted hog meat i can find. bacon, panchetta, ham hocks, canned ham, john ham. he looks salty. still ahead on way too early, why you re awake. your salty tweets, texts, and e-mails are next. [ male announcer ] the perfect photo. [ man ] nice!