us for a food shortage that may put the bacon sundae in a little jeopardy. >> the national pig association is warning of an unavoidable global bacon shortage. >> a global bake on shortage! we're all going to die! much later than we thought, thanks to the reduced salt and nitrates in our diets! well i for one am going to be ready for the coming apork-alypse. i'm presently building an underground shelter and stocking it with all these salted hog meat i can find. bacon, panchetta, ham hocks, canned ham, john ham. he looks salty. >> still ahead on "way too early," why you're awake. your salty tweets, texts, and e-mails are next. [ male announcer ] the perfect photo... [ man ] nice!