us for a food shortage that may put the bacon sundae in a little jeopardy. the national pig association is warning of an unavoidable global bacon shortage. a global bake on shortage! we re all going to die! much later than we thought, thanks to the reduced salt and nitrates in our diets! well i for one am going to be ready for the coming apork-alypse. i m presently building an underground shelter and stocking it with all these salted hog meat i can find. bacon, panchetta, ham hocks, canned ham, john ham. he looks salty. still ahead on way too early, why you re awake. your salty tweets, texts, and e-mails are next. [ male announcer ] the perfect photo. [ man ] nice!
still ahead on way too early, the officials yeshgs the officials will get the biggest cheers in the building to night when they return to the field for the ravens-browns game. we ll tell you how the deal came together and check out the play-off races in sports. and stephen colbert prepares us for the apork-alypse. that clip and a check on weather when way too early comes right back. [ ow