him in high school at a buzzer beater and my buddy choctaws the hottest chick i ever knew and that was a big night for me as a fat kid in high school. so that vie careius experience was a big win for division. greg: wow, that wasn t the kind of local story i was hoping for. jimmy: i gave you like five. greg: all right, ashley, try not to learn from that example. where are you from? ashley: i m from south florida, land of florida man, c class mercedes and publics. greg: what is your story i my story is publix, our beloved grocery store made hurricane cakes to bring joy to people who thought they might die in hurricanes like weather it out, leave florida alone, and apparently some cry babies found this and publix had to apologize and remove them due to sensitivity concerns. greg: really? ashley: yes, but at least florida can do hurricanes right. greg: yes. a nice little hurricane cake,
check. low miles? yes, very low in fact. that s so good. see i m still looking for one with that new uterus smell. how s it handle? like a dream. i just had it aligned last week. still under warranty? yes, for the next 14,000 miles. can i see it? i was talking about the warranty. oh, right. i have it right here. great. [cheers and applause] greg: gene really likes that orange jacket. he s even wearing it in the skits now. you ever buy one piece of clothing and then you just never stop wearing it and then you never wear it again, that s his orange jacket. ashley you write for the babylon bee and i know this is a cliche and people go wow this story sounds like it could have been written by the babylon bee. this is actually worse. this is bad. ashley: almost bad, it s hard to make up satire that keeps up