you dreamed of writing novels about shipwrecks are you willing to tell tall tale to get that deal done? what's the wildest stretch door you've ever told? >> when i was a kid would pretend to be a dog a lot i wanted to be a dog and make my dad do pigtails to be my dog years i was a loser. >> you were a child with imagination i did it. >> and weird because he doesn't seem to understand how cannibalism works they couldn't find the body like the eight the bones also? that's like a ghost story from the sandlot right? the bones eight -- he ate them bones and all, not only is it a lie it's not even a good one. >> how did he know? did they mail them in an