Getting up Way Too Early with us on this tuesday morning. Morning joe starts right now. Hes not very funny. That guy. Those three guys, theyre being blown away by gutfeld. It was like 2015, thinking about running. I was going to run. I went on his show, right . He goes the tonight show, which is dying. Where is Johnny Carson . Bring back johnny. It made you appreciate, right, uncle sam, made you appreciate the greatness of Johnny Carson and these guys. These three guys, theyre so bad, all three of them. All right. Where is Johnny Carson . Bring back johnny. Im a big fan of johnny. Very good. That was donald at a rally yesterday. In pennsylvania. Wondering why, willie, they wont bring back Johnny Carson. Its always a terrible thing when you meet somebody and say, your parents must be proud of you. Then you go, yeah, they passed away 15 years ago. Johnny carson, a great man, a great comedian. Im telling you, and i knew it in real time, like, i was like, we get to see this guy every night
It isn t easy travelling in somalia. This is one of the most dangerous countries in the world to be a journalist, or for anyone else for that matter. We re with the red cross, and to ensure the safety of the team, we ve got to bring along some pretty serious security. Somalia is the only country in the world where the international red cross travels with armed guards as standard. We are headed out into the wild scrub that covers much of the country to meet a community who are right on the front line of climate change. Somalia is still overwhelmingly an agricultural society. Some twothirds of the people here depend on farming. About half the population earns its living by herding animals. Translation: when i had many camels, we would walk very far. | i would take them to places with good pasture where they could flourish. Sheikh don ismail used to be a nomadic camel herder. They sing the herders sing traditional songs to soothe the animals as they scoop water into the camels trough. Th
This race is tied to the polls were off like they were in 2020, dome trump would win the election. Jesse: early voting has officially begun and kamala is crashing. Vote for grandpa. Take two steps to your right. Jesse: six cell phones, to licence plates, a letter and a bullet in the chamber up your inside the plot to assassinate trump. This is about good versus evil. Who my introducing next? who is next? jesse: the president isn t running the country so who is? is there a british man watching this segment? jesse: donald trump holding a big rally in the swing state of pennsylvania tonight and he s just announced that in two weeks they will be going back to butler where he was almost killed. Voters across the country have just started casting their ballots. Early voting officially kicked off friday in some states and the lines were crazy. In virginia, not a swing state, you could hear the trump chance. This is 1 of 3 early voting locations in this county alone. They are going to open ano
Greg: yes! yes. Yes. All right, i will take it, for now. Happy monday, everyone. Last friday joe biden turned over a cabinet meeting to his wife. If that is not bad enough he then put hunter in charge of the medicine cabinet. Man boobs. Vice president harris will skip this fundraising dinner, a feature which traditionally shows presidential candidates roasting each other. She pulled out at the last minute. If only her husband had done the same thing with the nanny. Terrible. This person was criticized for saying that kamala harris is not black. She would know, her brother michael was a white one. And a beautiful one at that, rest in peace. Hillary clinton argued that kamala harris does not need to clarify her policy positions to her various critics and instead recommends simply killing them. The menendez brothers series on netflix is facing backlash over the allegations of sibling incest. I don t see the big deal, says one woman. I don t know why, i don t understand the backstory on th
Right she got a little there wouldve loved it wow, were on the subject of mothers i better warn you upfront. Im. Not going to their mothers, but i promise ill never make you wait until ying] we were all together, making this show, which was the birth of this child. We made it funny. We made it emotional. And we all Felt Like, gosh, we did a good job with that. A lot of people in america were watching this and moved to tears. And then literally the next day, our world changed. It doesnt help matters when Prime Time tv has Murphy Brown mocking the importance of fathers. The Vice President reacted to it as if it was a threat to the existence of america. The reaction to the Birth 101 episode was beyond anything wed ever known. Mmhmm. It was overwhelming. It was everywhere. The brouhaha over Murphy Brown continues. Murphy brown fires back at Dan Quayle. Murphy brown has the Vice President hopping mad again. I never thought something that i wrote would lead to a Culture War. Thats really wha