This whole CHRISTMAS music thing is kind of odd. Think about it. We have a song about a kid seeing her Mom cheating on her Dad with an intruder, Nana being involved in a reverse roadkill incident, and some poor waif wishing for dental work. Not to mention the gold digger who wants bling and animal skins. And don’t get us started on the “true love” who gifts a farm menagerie. Somehow, though, it all seems to work. The Ratings Experts from RESEARCH DIRECTOR, INC. – along .