Aww. Wait, im not grounded. Oh, yes, you are oh, yeah . That only works in imaginationland. Youre grounded aw, shit. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com male announcer from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, the daily show with trevor noah presents. [upbeat music] welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah, and tonight is our fifth and final special featuring every member of the best [bleep] news team around. Tonights anchorman is none other than hasan minhaj. Whats up, man . Whats up, hasan . Dude, before we get into the special, ive always wanted to know, what is your favorite memory of working at the daily show . Oh, man, uh. Today. Whatno, i mean, like, oflike, of all time. No, right now. This is great. No, i know youre really enthusiastic about this no, this is awesome. Like, my own desk. This is kinda cool. I could get used to this. Well, its still my desk. No, no, no, i like like, this is all me, and its my show. Well, its not your show. Were just doin
Aww. Wait, im not grounded. Oh, yes, you are oh, yeah . That only works in imaginationland. Youre grounded aw, shit. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com male announcer from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, the daily show with trevor noah presents. [upbeat music] welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah, and tonight is our fifth and final special featuring every member of the best [bleep] news team around. Tonights anchorman is none other than hasan minhaj. Whats up, man . Whats up, hasan . Dude, before we get into the special, ive always wanted to know, what is your favorite memory of working at the daily show . Oh, man, uh. Today. Whatno, i mean, like, oflike, of all time. No, right now. This is great. No, i know youre really enthusiastic about this no, this is awesome. Like, my own desk. This is kinda cool. I could get used to this. Well, its still my desk. No, no, no, i like like, this is all me, and its my show. Well, its not your show. Were just doin
Except, except they cant come because theyre muslim. laughter and onced news of trump broke out, the people in the streets didnt take it well. Elephants are like i cant even vote, im getting out of here. But yes, its all official. All but official, really, after winning indiana done all trump will be the republican nominee for president. And trump didnt just win last night. He won so hard, he made ted cruz look human. And so with a heavy heart, but with boundless optimism for the longterm future of our nation, we are suspending our campaign. No trevor yay . Is this aiay . Im so conflicted. I mean ted cruz lost, but because donald trump won. Its like finding out your herpes is gone but its because your dick fell off. It was a really bad night for ted cruz. And as painful as dropping out was on him, it was even more painful for his family, mainly his wifes face. A cringeworthy moment last night for ted cruz. Take a look at this, he accidentally hit his wife in the face after announcing h
Around him. Trevor thats right, people. Take a second and breathe that in. Because american politics has just entered a whole new world. Just like the one aladdin and jasmine saning about. Except, except they cant come because theyre muslim. laughter and onced news of trump broke out, the people in the streets didnt take it well. Elephants are like i cant even vote, im getting out of here. But yes, its all official. All but official, really, after winning indiana done all trump will be the republican nominee for president. And trump didnt just win last night. He won so hard, he made ted cruz look human. And so with a heavy heart, but with boundless optimism for the longterm future of our nation, we are suspending our campaign. No trevor yay . Is this aiay . Im so conflicted. I mean ted cruz lost, but because donald trump won. Its like finding out your herpes is gone but its because your dick fell off. It was a really bad night for ted cruz. And as painful as dropping out was on him, it
From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the the daily show wih trevor noah cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central welcome to the daily show, everybody, im trevor noah thank you so much, thank you so much. My guest tonight bethanys coulden tino is joining us, everybody. But first, but first, lets start with the end. Donald trump delivers a knockout blow in indiana. Today he wears the partys banner pretump shall presump tiff nominee. Ted cruz sus penned his campaign after losing the indiana primary. The Party Chairman said Rhine Priebus said on twit thary trump will be the presump tiff nominee and asked republicans to unite around him. Trevor thats right, people. Take a second and breathe that in. Because american politics has just entered a whole new world. Just like the one aladdin and jasmine saning about. Except, except they cant come because theyre muslim. laughter and onced news of trump broke out, the people in the streets didnt take i