Medical unit was like the wild west and staffers often had easy access to powerful stimulants and sedatives with little oversight. But this isnt the first time the white house has been awash in drugs. Because people have got to know whether or not their president s on crack. Well, im not on crack. Im on percocet. Get in here, pat. I wanna get funky. Mr. Gorbachev, i can see sounds. Read my lips. Im on ketamine. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Bar none plus, stephen welcomes rupaul and Yuval Noah Harari. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen thank you very much. Welcome down here, up there, all around the world to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] the big story today is the Supreme Court once again shoving their gavels up the election. Longtime viewers of america will remember that colorado kicked trump off the bal
Actress and comedian jenny slate, music from two Door Cinema Club. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news well, thanks to the woke left, another confederate statue has been taken down. [ light laughter ] thats right Senate Minority leader Mitch Mcconnell announced today that he will step down from his leadership position in november. And then in december hell be stepping down from his position as krampus [ laughter ] President Biden had lunch yesterday with Vice President Kamala Harris. Hmm, did he forget his wallet with her, too . [ laughter ] Senate Intelligence chair mark warner said yesterday that it is cheaper for russia to meddle in u. S. Elections than to build military equipment thats true. All they really needed was one drone. [ laughter ] three weeks after dropping out, Marianne Williamson announce
And now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news well, thanks to the woke left, another confederate statue has been taken down. [ light laughter ] thats right Senate Minority leader Mitch Mcconnell announced today that he will step down from his leadership position in november. And then in december hell be stepping down from his position as krampus [ laughter ] President Biden had lunch yesterday with Vice President Kamala Harris. Hmm, did he forget his wallet with her, too . [ laughter ] Senate Intelligence chair mark warner said yesterday that it is cheaper for russia to meddle in u. S. Elections than to build military equipment thats true. All they really needed was one drone. [ laughter ] three weeks after dropping out, Marianne Williamson announced today that she is quote, unsuspending her president ial campaign apparently she got some good news from her Campaign Advisor [
Im on percocet. Get in here, pat. I wanna get funky. Mr. Gorbachev, i can see sounds. Read my lips. Im on ketamine. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Bar none plus, stephen welcomes rupaul and Yuval Noah Harari. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen thank you very much very much. Well come down here, up there, all around the world to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] the big story today is the Supreme Court once again shoving their gavels up the election. Longtime viewers of america will remember that colorado kicked trump off the ballot because of the whole launching a violent coup so he could stay in office, violating the 14th amendments insurrection clause. Well, today, the Supreme Court said trump can stay on all state ballots in a unanimous ruling. [booing] i agree. It is a ruling that i will remind you no one
Chef Emilio Vitolo featuring the 8g band with fred armisen [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now, if you dont mind, were going to get to the news President Biden told reporters yesterday that hes optimistic about a ceasefire in gaza by next week. And this was awkward while i was eating ice cream [ light laughter ] how about a minute to put down my cone, dude . This is like when obama announced we got bin laden just as someone put out the pie [ laughter ] former President Trump is set on thursday to visit the u. S. mexico border, im guessing to make a break for it [ laughter ] you guys, before we move on i want to address something we did on the show yesterday. We showed a clip that implied that donald trump had mistakenly referred to his wife as mercedes it has since been explained to us that he was referring to republican operative named Mercedes Schlapp so apologies to donald trum