Lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live. Tonight, Billie Eilish and finneas. Whitney cummings. And music from grace potter. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, there, im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us on a very important day of Online Shopping here in the united states. Its october prime day on amazon, exclusively for prime members which is everyone in the world. Its not to be confused, october prime day, with multiple other prime days. This is a twoday event, and i want to say theyve got great deals on some musthave items like a pickle that yodels. A cat scratcher shaped like a tongue. A pa january yeah goose. A piece of plastic pork. And a delicious can of spam maple flavor. I dont want to give hints but those were make some excellent Christmas Gifts for you know too. Guillermo i know who, yeah. Jimmy joe biden spent his october prime day trying to figure out where the hell this woman
Fred armisen and Jacquelene Acevedo [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news President Biden spoke from the oval Office Tonight in a primetime address and asked congress to approve 100 billion in emergency funds well, good luck with that. We cant even get congress to approve each other [ laughter ] republican congressman Carlos Gimenez said yesterday that his office has received robocalls encouraging him to vote for ohio congressman jim jordan but then he remembered he actually saved jordans number as scam likely. [ laughter ] a group of moderate republican lawmakers are reportedly pushing to temporarily empower acting House Speaker pro tem Patrick Mchenry. Oh, you mean this guy . [ gavel slamming ] [ light laughter ] the congressman from asgard . [ laughter ] are we sure the lectern can handle it . He slammed that thing like they just canceled fras
Michael welcome to the daily show im michael kosta. Ronny and im ronny chieng. Thats right. Tonight, youre getting two hosts for the price of one. [cheers and applause] michael wait, are they cutting our paychecks in half . Ronny no, theyre just not paying you. So lets get right into the headlines [cheers and applause] michael lets kick things off with some sad news that might tug at your heartstrings. President donald trump might be going to jail. [cheers and applause] we all react to grief differently. But yes. Prosecutors in one of trumps 400 court cases might have found a surprise witness, one of his own lawyers. Some breaking news right now. Donald trumps former lawyer just pleaded guilty. Sidney powell is who we are talking about, and now entering into a plea deal agreement in the Georgia Election subversion case. This is the deal that comes just one day before her trial was due to start. And as part of this plea deal, she has agreed to testify in any future trials, which raises
Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. R. F. Craycray. First, stephen welcomes Kerry Washington and congressman maxwell frost. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen thank you very much. Thank you very much. Simple, beautiful. Lovely. Thanks, everybody [cheers and applause] good to see you. Nice to see you. Welcome back. Welcome back. Hey, everybody thank you so much. Welcome. Welcome one and all. In here, out there, all the ships at sea. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheers and applause] lovely. Today was the fourth day of the escalating conflict between israel and hamas, and the news is both heartbreaking and horrific. But if you read any of that news on twitter, you might want to check someplace else. Because thanks to elon musk getting rid of twitters verification system, misinformation about israel and hamas has been spreading on twi
With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very nice, thank you. Hi, everybody. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us here in hollywood. Wow, thats very nice. I have to say it feels almost normal here because all hell is breaking loose everywhere else. Congress is in chaos. Theres a horrible war happening in the middle east. President biden today went to israel. He was greeted by the prime minister, benjamin netanyahu. Its very rare for an american president to fly into a combat zone. The last time biden was in this much danger, he was rolling with corn pop. [ laughter ] white house officials said that particularly in times of crisis, biden prefers to meet facetoface. Which is a nice way of saying he still doesnt know how to zoom. [ laughter ] the president gave a surprisingly strong speech. He told the israeli people the United States stands with them. He condemned the disgusting attacks by hamas and c