Like a sad ventriloquist puppet. [drumroll] this judge is giving me a gag order. [slams] no respect. Bong, bong, bing, bing, bing. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. When the cohen gets tough plus, stephen welcomes Jennifer Hudson and marisa abela featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] your number one. [cheers and applause] have a good show. Tuesday, tuesday, happy tuesday, baby. Happy tuesday, my friends. Hey thank you very much look at that. Here, down there. There we go. Welcome, my friends. Please, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] the number one news story laying eggs in our National Brain continues to be the trump trial here in manhattan. The last four weeks have been full of lurid and shocking sexual revelations that we learned six years ago. Its been a real case of deja ewww. Once agai
is mentally unstable but i m sure trump will clear up that misconception with 150 tweets at 3:00 a.m [ laughter ] according to researchers, the fonts that political candidates use on campaign materials can influence how voters think of them for example, elizabeth warren uses courier donald trump uses times new roman. and bernie sanders just uses roman. [ laughter ] the bernie sanders campaign announced today that it will host an event in new hampshire next month featuring the band the strokes. and it seemed like trump s rally in jersey last night maybe also featured a stroke. shield and shelter [ mumbling ] look, look [ laughter ] seth: [ mumbling [ laughter ] president trump tweeted in arabic and hebrew yesterday to promote his new middle east peace plan said trump, what? i thought those were emojis. [ laughter ] a company in the u.k. has come out with a line of coffins that are covered in glitter incidentally, glitter is the only thing more permanent than death. [ la
Featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 768. Steve and now, here he is, [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thats a hot crowd that is a beautiful, beautiful, great new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you so much. Heres what people are talking about. Well, i w that President Trump is wrapping up his twoweek trip to asia. Yep. Trump said he couldnt wait to get home, put on his pajamas and tweet in his own bed. [ laughter and applause ] it feels so much better. During the trip, trump met with Vladimir Putin and he called people who criticized the meeting haters and fools. [ light laughter ] and he introduced his new speech writer, mr. T. Nd applause ] i pity the fool. Get this, trump said that he asked putin if he meddled in our election, and putin denied . [ laught its like telling kevin spacey to keep an eye on roy moore. You know, i just [ laughter and applause ] steve heyo ji
Musical guest taylor swift, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 768. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thats a hot crowd that is a beautiful, beautiful, great new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you so much. Heres what people are talking about. Well, i saw that President Trump is wrapping up his twoweek trip to asia. Yep. Trump said he couldnt wait to get home, put on his pajamas and tweet in his own bed. [ laughter and applause ] it feels so much better. During the trip, trump met with Vladimir Putin and he called people who criticized the meeting haters and fools. [ light laughter ] and he introduced his new speech writer, mr. T. [ laughter and applause ] i pity the fool. Get this, trump said that he asked putin if he meddled in our election, and putin denied it. Is trump the guy who should be leading that investigation . [ la
Were preparing for the president , donald trump is coming to town, to speak with the republican retreat. Even before it get here, the protests have already gun. Security is on high alert. And there are lots of road closures, you will need to know about. Weve got Team Coverage. Plus, an inches breaks, entire generation believes they could make it after all. Who can turn the world on with her smile this morning we are looking back at the life and legacy of Mary Tyler Moore. Good day everybody, it is january 26th. It is a thursday, thomas will be along in just about an hour on good day. But right now we have the gang to get us where we need to go. I know it will get wet today. Few raindrops, at least this morning, yes. Actually for the bulk of the people coming into town, probably miss the showers, because they should be over by 10 00, 11 00. Oh, good news. Well see. Here we go. The sixers won again . Thats exciting. Everyones been raising the cats. Yes, i love that. That was a silly thin