[cheers and applause] greg thats all me thats my fault. My fault. All right, all right, all right. Happy wednesday, everybody. Tomorrow, both President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump head to the texas border to duke it out on americas current migrant crisis. The sad part is only one of them will know where he is. [laughter] the other will think hes on a beach in delaware during cinco de mayo. For bidens part, this is only the second time hes been to the border during his presidency. The other time it was to pick up a package for hunter marked baby powder. [laughter] of course trump has been to the border numerous times, and its obvious why hes been talking about it for years. It just took forever for everyone else to catch up. The truth is that trump, that terrible knuckledragging vulgarian who they love to hate, shows he knows the pulse of america better than his opponent, who may not have a pulse himself. I know. Too far or not far enough . Sure, trump is a billionaire,
the usual progressive killjoy s spoke up to remind us of what a terrible place in america really is. it is like expecting betsy ross flight and eating up with jane fonda his dirty. [laughter] dirty girdle. i don t know what that means. ben & jerry s ice cream, part of an enormous corporation, offered their happy birthday message by proclaiming that the country was stolen it and should be given back to indigenous peoples. the company advises start with mount rushmore. allows the idea, says there s no way a mountain could sustain a casino. [laughter] but then something awesome happened. it turns out ben & jerry s headquarters are located on land which the of inaki native american nation says belongs to them. [audience reacts] i m tasting a new flavor of ice cream. it includes highly. the chief dawn stevens, that is for inaki chief, the dawn stevens, told news read newsweek said he would be happy to discuss the plan being returned. you don t get more native american than daw
the progressive killjoys spoke up to remind us what a terrible place the u.s. is. like wanting the flag and ending with jane fonda s dirty girdle. dirty girdle. i don t know what that means. ben and jerry s ice cream offered happy birthday to america last week by claiming the country was stolen land and should be given back to indigenous people. start with mount rushmore, since no way a mountain could sustain a casino. turns out ben and jerry s headquarter are located on land that a native american nation says belongs to them. i m tasting new ice cream, hypocrite and honey. dawn stevens, the chief, told newsweek, we d be interested in a meeting to discuss the land being return. you don t get more native american than the husband in bewitched. dawn stevens, sounds like name bill hemmer gives when he stays at the red roof inn by the airport. i prefer traditional names like chief running bear or liz warren. in the cries cream maker s defense, everywhere in the world once belonge
that s right! that s right! thank you! thank you, thank you, thank you. it s always crazy when the girl scouts of america are in the audience. [laughter] happy thursday. so, are the young uns about to give the boot to the drooling old coot? he s crushing biden with voters under the age of 30, a group he won by 25 points in 2020. i know, it is early yet. then again, when you consider joe s age, i don t think anything could be too early. let s just say, when joe has a pizza delivered and the guy on the phone says it s going to be 45 minutes, he breaks into a cold sweat. because he s, like, old. really old. greg: really old. liked, jesus christ was a freshman in his senior year, old. i m talking old. greg: we ve got to go possible candidates. one of them is skin glued to a skeleton, and the other is trump. true, donald is aging like everybody else, except oddly it s backwards. he looks great. his hair is still a natural orange. and he s funnier than ever. but how is he
lives. a fish s mouth is like a shotgun. it is like being punched to the face really hard. that fight ended up with one of them losing his upper lip. we can t interfere either because the females have to pick the top dude and they go pretty hard. greg: wow. sounds like the old singles scene, right, jamie? trying to meet the old ladies and now you are older, 20 years. got to fight to get her phone number. greg: you are not sane. with do you got? let s try to change this depressing subject. jamie: so i have a video of a bear, guys were taking photographs. and disappear, you can see there who is also a neighbor of mine in alaska, he starts charging the camera. this is crazy. you have to figure out really quick when a bare charges you, what kind of bear is it? do i make noise? or do i play dead. some of them, you put your arms up, they think it is a larger bear and the away but that kind