Aggressive terrorist suspect spa treatments during the Bush Administration. [laughter] anyway i assume that the declassified report is excull pa tory and reaffirmed the commitment to the american values. The exposed brutality that stands in stark contrast to our value as a nation. It chronicles a stain on the history that must never be allowed to happen again. This is not what americans do. Yes, this is not what americans except we did. We dont we dont do but we like with your internment coomps what did you call it there slavery america has a history of doing a tremendous amount of stuff that we dont do. [laughter] we are a moral people in hindsight. [ laughter ] but since the senate is bringing enhanced interrogation or freedom quizes up,. [laughter] lets take a stroll down thins like we wol like to erase from our memory lane and check in on how the gentleman behind the enhanced Interrogation Program are dealing with their twisted legacy. It was a strong advocate and help put together
But first, india, a land of technological wizards is india, colored powders, bread that appears to need sauce and cheese, a mysterious and exotic place unless youre one of the is. 3 billion people who live there then you probably dont reduce it to the three cultural stereotypes that we are aware of oh, crazy sex positions, three steer to types. First, india had an election. Indian campaign seans just started heating up, if i remember correctly. After five weeks of balloting, voting in indias marathon election is now over and the country waits to see who will become the next Prime Minister. Aw, over already . Now what am i supposed to watch on indian tv . Its months until the new season of real housewives of arunachal pradesh. I really hope i said that somewhere near correctly. laughter the results arent final yet, so whos in the running . Leading the ruling India National Congress Party is rahul gandhi. Ooh, a gandhi. He happens to be the son of Prime Minister rajiv gandhi, grandson of
No, we just no, no, wait we just got good at this may 15, 2014. From comedy centrals headquarters in new york, the daily show with jon stewart cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show im jon stewart. Actor jim parsons will be in the studio. But first, india, a land of technological wizards is india, colored powders, bread that appears to need sauce and cheese, a mysterious and exotic place unless youre one of the is. 3 billion people who live there then you probably dont reduce it to the three cultural stereotypes that we are aware of oh, crazy sex positions, three steer to types. First, india had an election. Indian campaign seans just started heating up, if i remember correctly. After five weeks of balloting, voting in indias marathon election is now over and the country waits to see who will become the next Prime Minister. Aw, over already . Now what am i supposed to watch on indian tv . Its months until the new season of real housewives of arunachal pradesh. I really hope
Its its great to know i have your support. While i am primarily a pundit and newsman my media empire extends all throughout the entertainment industry. Because in addition to this show i have my best selling childrens book. My alpha squad 7 graphic novel and my Family Friendly ku klux cartoons. Call me anything, jr. , okay, or youre the racist. But even media moguls like me got to stay connected to the fans. And theres no better place to do that than at this weekends San Diego Comic Con where every conceivable scifi, tv show or book moneymaker for at least 130,000 rabid attendees. It is an orgy of people who will probably not be invited to the orr gy. laughter but besides, besides being the super bowl of marketing. It is also the world series of cosplay. You can be batman, superman, dead pool, hawk cat, lady thor, mystique, princess leia, bobafet bobafet with boo bs. Walter white, walter quite with boo bs. I know who im going as next year. And while the avengers and mad max and batman
[cheering and applause] jon come on. How do you open with, hey, hows england doing after their world cup lost. What is bleep is wrong with me . And shes in a movie called begin again. It would have been the perfect segue to say, let me begin again because sometimes i suck at this. Well, ive only been doing it for 16 years. Ill learn. Thats our show. Here it is, your moment of zen. I know it is politically expedient these days to say that america should not apologize for its reputation around the world, but perhaps we can make an exception for americans who go to germany and get stuck in sculptures of captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] stephen welcome to the report. Good to have you with us, ladies and gentlemen. [audience chanting stephen] thats it. Hit their mark right away. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much. [cheering and applause] t