Well, so much for going into the ocean now that my kid realized fish pee in it.
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04/19/2021 12:35pm EDT
As kids grow up, they become aware of many things in life ― from the sources of the food they eat to the many uses for different types of technology.
Over the years, the funny parents of Twitter have shared silly and serious things their kids have discovered about everyday life.
Below, we’ve rounded up 37 tweets about kids’ hilarious and horrifying realizations.
I ve seen plenty of disappointment in my day, but nothing rivals the look on my nephew s face when we walked into Build-A-Bear and he realized it wasn t a literal Frankenstein lab for grizzlies. Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) September 7, 2020
Well, all the new colors of Play-Doh we just opened lasted about an hour before becoming one giant ball of brownish-grey. Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) August 10, 2020
My toddler doesn t have money to buy me gifts, so she finds/makes shitty gifts like rocks, leaves, weeds, boogers, duplo lego things, but my all time fave is the play-doh mold she made of her butt. I love all these shitty gifts and they all make me cry. Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) November 13, 2019
On the phone with my crying son (5) Aww it s OK buddy, do you want daddy? Son: No, I want Play-Doh The Walking Dad (@RealDMK) March 21, 2013
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Kids tend to have selective hearing when it comes to requests from their parents. Naturally, that leads to a lot of repetition.
The hilarious parents of Twitter have shared truly relatable tweets lamenting the surprising number of times they say things like, “Don’t lick the door!” and “With soap!”
Below, we’ve rounded up 50 too-real tweets about the things parents repeat. Enjoy!
If you’re on the fence about having kids, repeat “Put your shoes on, please” 100 times in a row until you’re in a blinding rage & see if it’s right for you. Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 6, 2018
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Becoming a parent means mastering diaper changes, car seat installation and firm but fair discipline. It also provides the opportunity to hone some more . unusual skills, like hosting toy funerals, perfectly reheating coffee that’s gone cold and sounding extra enthusiastic about very boring occurrences.
Over the years, the funny moms and dads of Twitter have shared the new abilities they’ve gained through child rearing, and needless to say, they’re relatable. Below, we’ve rounded up 35 funny tweets about parents’ special skills. Enjoy!
As the parent of a 5yo boy, I can name all the dinosaurs and none of my coworkers. Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) April 28, 2015
Alexa: OMG WHAT NOW Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 1, 2019
Alexa, homeschool my kids today Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) September 18, 2020
My 9yo figured out how to use Hey Google voice commands on his computer so long story short in about five minutes he s gonna need a new computer. Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 10, 2020
My kid just tried to argue with Siri, and it reminded me of nearly every comment thread in 2020. Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) November 25, 2020
Just overheard my 6-year-old son ask Alexa, Alexa, is there anyone my dad could beat up? Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 30, 2019
Making my kids watch old-school episodes of Knight Rider and my daughter said, So, it s pretty much just a car with Siri built in? Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) August 18, 2014