The only thing that upsets my daughter more than messing up on a drawing is me suggesting she use a pencil instead of marker. Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 16, 2017
5-year-old: What do you want for Mother’s Day?
Wife: For you to be nice to your sisters all day.
5:
5: I drew you a horse. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 8, 2016
Last night, my oldest drew a picture of a sun with a sad face. I asked him why the sun was sad and he said, Because the moon was going to be here soon and the sun had to leave. It was such a deep thought.
Alexa: OMG WHAT NOW Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 1, 2019
Alexa, homeschool my kids today Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) September 18, 2020
My 9yo figured out how to use Hey Google voice commands on his computer so long story short in about five minutes he s gonna need a new computer. Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 10, 2020
My kid just tried to argue with Siri, and it reminded me of nearly every comment thread in 2020. Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) November 25, 2020
Just overheard my 6-year-old son ask Alexa, Alexa, is there anyone my dad could beat up? Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 30, 2019
Making my kids watch old-school episodes of Knight Rider and my daughter said, So, it s pretty much just a car with Siri built in? Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) August 18, 2014
6y: YESTERDAY I WAS PLAYING ROBLOX AND AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) August 22, 2017
Please refer to the syllabus for today s lesson in Middle Grade Mondays, I m going to need you to download the supplementary materials of Roblox and Fortnite s Party Hub Kwame “Big Denim” Mbalia (@KSekouM) May 4, 2020
Whenever I want quiet time, I ask my kid how to Minecraft a Pikachu in Roblox. Marl (@Marlebean) May 26, 2020
No one:
My kid: “Let me give you a 43-minute tour of my Roblox house, starting with my rainbow-themed kitchen.” Stephanie Ortiz (@Six Pack Mom) May 31, 2020
I’m staying 6 feet away from my kids. I’m not social distancing, I just need a break from Roblox stories. Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 28, 2020