#FlyinTed #CancunCruz Blue Check Marks Weigh in on Ted Cruz Abandoning Constituents in TX
I think @SenTedCruz is desperately trying to rebrand from the “inspired a deadly insurrection” motherfucker to the “left my constituents to freeze to death so I could go to Cancun” motherfucker, but luckily he can be both. He’s just that big a motherfucker. Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) February 18, 2021
Ted Cruz, the junior Senator from Texas, has fled his constituents currently suffering through one of the worst snow storms to hit the state in recent years. Currently, millions of Texans are without power, gas, and water and have been since the beginning of the week. The assumed Zodiac Killer and Confirmed Trump Cuck was spotted leaving the state at the Houston Airport. He has since blamed his leaving the state on his DAUGHTER S desire for a vacation because they got the week off from school, BECAUSE THERE S A DEADLY SNOW STORM RAVAGING THE STATE.
Alexa: OMG WHAT NOW Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 1, 2019
Alexa, homeschool my kids today Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) September 18, 2020
My 9yo figured out how to use Hey Google voice commands on his computer so long story short in about five minutes he s gonna need a new computer. Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 10, 2020
My kid just tried to argue with Siri, and it reminded me of nearly every comment thread in 2020. Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) November 25, 2020
Just overheard my 6-year-old son ask Alexa, Alexa, is there anyone my dad could beat up? Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 30, 2019
Making my kids watch old-school episodes of Knight Rider and my daughter said, So, it s pretty much just a car with Siri built in? Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) August 18, 2014
20 Jan 2021
Despite Joe Biden’s calls for “unity” and “healing,” his rageful friends in Hollywood are spending the day hurling insults and profanity at President Donald Trump and first lady Melania as they departed the White House en route to Mar-a-Lago where the first couple will resume their lives as private citizens.
“Good riddance!” Marvel superhero star Dave Bautista tweeted.
“Vete pa’ carajo!” (Go fuck yourself) John Leguizamo wrote.
“Trump! STFU! GTFO! LOSER! HUGEST LOSER EVER!” filmmaker Michael Moore raged.
Joe Biden is set to be sworn in as president on Wednesday amid an unprecedented military presence of Washington, D.C. and a near-complete absence of spectators. The sight of troops marching down the capital’s streets has drawn comparisons to the military-style dictatorships in Communist countries.
Hollywood Reacts To Wild Day In America: Mob Storms Capitol, Dems Win Senate, 25th Amendment Chatter & More Deadline 1/6/2021
Refresh for updates: A notable day for Americans, January 6th, 2021 was an emotional rollercoaster that kicked off with historic wins of the Georgia elections and later featured the dangerous riots surrounding the Electoral College Certification on Capitol Hill.
Like many Georgia residents, Hollywood figures rejoiced early Wednesday morning as Raphael Warnock declared victory over Republican incumbent Kelly Loeffler. Jon Ossoff won over opponent David Perdue later on Wednesday afternoon, handing Democrats control over the Senate.
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Upon the success in the Georgia elections, a number of Hollywood stars and notable names – from Wanda Sykes to Mark Ruffalo to Kerry Washington, reveled in the results. Many praised Stacey Abramas for her efforts to mobilize voters to cast their ballots for Warnock and Ossoff, as she had previously done fo