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laughter . Stephen its locked. Oh. Oooohh. laughter my advice lose the eggs and say youre a zombie. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes joel mchale. Abbi jacobson. And jon glaser. Human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause jon i liked that. Stephen whoa nice jacket i like that. Very nice. Hey, everybody whats going on . Hey, chris whats up . Whats going on, mark . Welcome to the late show, everybody. So nice to see you. Lovely to have im Stephen Colbert, your host for the evening. And ladies and gentlemen, check your calendars. We are 13 days from the election, and it is a hard time for those on board the trump train because somehow, it hit an iceberg and is sinking. laughter . cheers applause and trumps surrogates are doing titanic did remaining calm on the ship and talking about how great it is. Just this morning, just this morning, trump got some muchneeded support from new york ma
The gun seen shooting three people including a 12yearold after police say she robbed them getting away with their phones and wallets. Cubs cant touch this. Indians win game one. The indians shutting down chicago to open the world series. Their ace on the mound untouchable. Their catcher crushing two homers. While the stars align behind their favorite team. Bring it home. Bring it home. Bring it home. Cant touch this we do say good morning, america. Boy, to be a cleveland sports fan this morning. They are mighty happy waking up. Cant wait to see oprah after that first game. I stayed up late to watch that and another thing i stayed up late to watch was the Cleveland Cavaliers right across the street, lebron james and the rest of the cavaliers getting their ring, raising the banner and the fans got a double dose of happiness because the cavs won and they got a chance to watch the baseball game on the qs jumbotron screen and kept the game on the screen even after the basketball game ended