0 >> that's it for us tonight. i am sean duffy and for laura ingraham. set your dvr for my new show on fox business. it's called the bottom line. it airs every weekday at six p.m. eastern. thanks for watching this special edition of the "ingraham angle". up next, is god filled with special hosts, the great jimmy fallon. by the way, i picked out his wardrobe. it is golden. you'll soon. i mean, right now, happy friday . i am jimmy fallon in for greg. so let's welcome tonight's. e g >> yes, let's do this. here we go . >> h if he looks any younger, he'd be sitting on kevin spacey s lap . most of the guys benson showey'l guys, benson herabe he's been behind more bars than f a recidivist felon. host oelf bar rescue on the paramount network, jon taffer. he is so sage it is hard to disengage. >> novelist and literary critid c walter kirn in the house and she puts the fun in dysfunctional fox news contributor. there it the is , beau. okay, before we get to some news stories, it is friday, so it's time for this. greg's leftovers. this >> it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use thisding week like greg does. these it's my first time reading this, by the way, who thoughto it was a good idea to let a community college guy read on national television. buckle up, kids. here we go .tele a white activist named avita saraswati was accused of cultural appropriation after pretending to bending to bee arab, south af and latin. if found guilty, she'l foulnd be sent. we're all people who fake their ethnicity. >> go to the massachusetts senatessachuse. job, good job, team. tiger woods was in hot water this week for giving fellowr golfer justin thomas a tampon. woods has apologized, saying he confused justin thomas with leah thomas shenae, which, by the way, is entirely possible because leah thomas still golfrely . good. everybody. a lawsuit reveals that jeffrey epstein's emails to a bankineryv executive use disney princesses as code names. this is noteworthy because epstein previously used musical notes as code names, but he never chose anything other than a minor quack, quack, quack, quack. that's funny. you, by the way, everyone hatesy jeffrey epstein. e the clintons always said he was a great hangu. was oh, i'm not messing around, folkfolks. washington state un washington state university is threatening to withhold dip a student's diploma because she owes a 1% balance. and everybody knows if you because go to a liberal college these days, you have to have no sensea during a pressve briefing thursday, white house press secretary karine jean-pierre mista only called president biden. president obama. >> don lemon says this is what happens when you hire a woman. pastor prime, by the way, if you're wonderingast karine jean-pierre is fortyprim. eight , which is the same age as kamala's iq. speaking of don lemon, he returned to the airwaves this week. the incredible part is that lemon was off the air foiq arre three shows, but he wound up being seen by the same amount of people. if he haoud remainednd on the ar president bideech in poland, president biden says us support for ukraine will not waver whene asked if he believe biden's, wolinsky said, well, i did until i saw him try to getback o back on the plane. but military experts say russia should still be careful because if joe can do half as much damage to russia as he's done to america, russia is toast. is california is expected to get hit with its first snowfalia il since nineteen eighty nine this weekend. in fact, the weather has f gottn so cold, gavin newsom is advising californians to go r indoors. >> but the guy you have becau to worry about is jimmy kimmel, because even when it's warm out, his ratings are still experiencing shrinkage. >> you know, and in other weather, news, a rare februaryi. tornado hit new jersey thisre week. dical officials are calling it jersey's biggest disaster since two thousand nine . that's pat cipollone, by the way, the reason comedians always insult the cast ofalso i the jersey shore is we don't want to insult the actual citizens of jersey and then wind up getting like a thousand poorly spelled hate mails. >> oh, i'm kidding. spelled hat mails. i am kidding, anyon has anyone from jersey here? oh, oh. oh, my god. jersey i'll speak slower. i had no idea. ng >> back it up. and finally, cocain bear opening up in theaters thishis e week, but critics wereek disappointed to learn that the coked upattack tacker was actually just a guy in a bear suit. >> all right, let's do the show. here we go .e here we go . can she be the replacement for the man who campaigned in his basement? iself-help guru marianne williamson is entering the twenty twenty four democratic primary for president . and unlike joe biden, she can pronounc the e all her platitud. on thursday, america's favorite avon lady spilled organic beanst to northwestern university student newspaper. >> she didn't tot want to do it with an outlet with limited exposure like cnn. she says limosur. she says she wouldn't be running for president if she didn't believe she could contribute she to harnessinge the collective sensibility she feels is our greatest hope at this time. >> how great is we'd, by the way,time seeing as how biden's s greatest hope at this time is a martian invasion, maybe wackyma eight marianne is onto something you remember marianne ran for the white house in 2020 on a platform of creating a department of peace and doling out one hundred billion in reparations. also part of her platform, freee flying brooms for everyone. but >> maybe this time those ideas will stick, but only for dream catchers. if her dreamturned on .s turned and by the way, it was one year ago when she and yours truly got into a bit oft on this a conversation right on this wit very show. >> hit it, girl. ab let's stacey abrams, this hashet nothing to do with mask's. this has nothing to do. talk abe the photo op. it's the politics of distraction. let's talk about a mistakeshe dt >> she did it, a photo op so that people will not listen to the important things she's tryingo sa to say to the people of georgia. >> can i just jump in here, though? yes. what she's demonstrating thereth is a very callous indifference to children asking children child abuse. >> people are not even looking at that as mad about the hypocrisy as they are. is theabuse. fact that there as and masks in the background. that shouldn't be . it'sl give t not a campaign thae all. no, you did., marianne marianne do. >> she couldn't even takee on a on kabi. i had more people successfully argue the route to laguardia. ng >> but then again, how hardit could it be to run against a president who can't walk my advice and keep the jasmine incense burning and no jasminett for good luck.t just for >> joe just made an executive order in his pants catch. >> cam if i go right to you, you and i spent some time with marianne williamson on the show. we both kind of thoughtimet shet nuts. that being said, don't you feerh like it's time for biden to step aside for somebody younger, like moses? should >> i have a lot to say about marianne williamson. because when she was on i mean, her voice, you hear like she would paforting presence. i would pay a very hefty monthly fee for any time i'm freaking out. >> just be able to call her and have her be like, you're okay. g and we kind of need like sheur couldn't do worse than i thinkmy she could do a little better in some ways. like, i think sho eae woulstd go palestine. yeah, it would probably be because she thought that bringingcause healing crystalsl would solve that. >> but shed wouldgo go to the department of peace is not r the worst idea because i mean, our department of defense, i think we should go bacbeink tt being that instead of the department of wars, making me money. thank you. thank you. i'm the kind guy. you >> benson, i want to ask you a strategic question. she's launching her campaign at 2:00 p.m. on a saturday. is there a more less relevant time slot? cnn? i i mean, other than eight p.m.les on cnn, is there a less elevanrelevant time slot? >> well, and she apparently made the announcementwhich to northwestern university's student newspaper, which is my alma mater. >> oh, get out.isy alma mater. go that that's an excellent choice on her part. >> a strange one . she makes a lot of those. i will say to katz pointth and watching the the back clip of that, what is her accent? acn it is totally indecipherable. it's a bizarre accent. and yet listening to her for just about fifteen seconds made me this close to joining whatever culture sign me up.t s where do i sign how much money does it cost? it's actually somewhat disturbing. here it is . take the moneyisturbin, take. u john , i will ask you this. i've always said that joe bideni would make a great wal-mart greeter if you didn't mind being welcome to target. >> okay, guys, i was coming. i had a plan. i had a question.t i'm sorry.this. take i'm no good at this.at the i had a question. would yos atu hire joe biden at, the age he's at to run one of. g your bars? >> no, i would not make mebars certalk one of my boys, certainly not to run one . and no, i mean, the fact is he'sg stiff and he's going to get a angry at everybody allu the time. >> that's true, right?want a dr somebody's going to say to me, have a drink and he's goin--g yu to you don't need to drink. >> in the worst part, that would be you give him money for the jukebox and he sends it to ukraine. >>an >> joe bideny songs, joe biden, joe biden is actually like the angry isy old guy at the b p making up stories about his life. yeah, heheup is . that's his actual role in this. we know that certain i would i a sit a young girl next to himt su either. >> hey. except they'd be likre if i woun had enough, sir. and he'd be like, i haven't hadu anything he doesn't remember what i had to drink beforehave t dinner. how that's funny. walter, i'm going to ask you h,e marion williams, getting intoe the race, does this changes your calculus as a guy who's been openly supportive of konyao and everything he says? >> well,f d i don't even know how to decipher that baktir. >> but no, i think you should a challenge him to a debate in los position. position. he'll be able to win withoutever speaking a word. you know, he'll never get in the lotus position. >> if he does, he'll never get out of. er but but i take your candidacy seriously. because if she splits the yoga vote , there's really no way for biden to win. and secondly, everybody's talking about how charming she is and how seductive her voices. i found it horribly grating and annoying myself. >> it depends on who she she's channeling. but i think that she makes him look about ten years older than ten years older than h he is , which is a hugeis a h accomplishment. oh, and i'm sorry i asked youon a weird question. between >> i'm trying to bridge a three hundred point iq gap between rig you and me. htright now.s >> i'll help you because i feel stupid sitting next to kat. oh, yeah. i got to ask you this, though, because we do beg on biden.m crt but let's also give him credit for the powerful wordswi he's inspired the country with . who could forget the end of the state of the union whend one did say now is the time to choose unity over schweigert having a higf h i mean, would yu care, schmidt, if i were him? mk >> it really makes you think it really makes you think.n >> here's a questiona seriou ona serious note about joe biden, as we're all like our job is to at least my job is to be a i political analyst. >> and is he going to run or is this guaranteed? r pres >>id is that man seriously going to be our president for a r six more years? no. is that a realistic thing? hat'sstic ts th the question te and his family, i think, have to figure out first. >> a speaking as an american, twenty , twenty four is hunter's blood alcohol content righist. before we go , greg will be on bill moyers club randome on podcast this sunday. wow. i didn't that invite.0 p.m. eastepisode drops at 9:00 p.m. eastern. go to youtube .com club random podcast. it'll also be available on allev major podcast platforms. major and coming up next, mayor petere has no clue. while joy spews nonsense on the view of a must in your medicine cabinet, less sick dayns love s calls coming on backhands. >> the number one coldzinc tha shortening brand. i highlyt cold recommend xyz fas love cycads unique zinc formula. it shortens colds. zakim zinc, that cold peak of a character especially. right, right, right. it's about trust. >> this is not an adventure race. this is a military selector. >> i still have that fire even in our world. they will play by our rules. special forces world's toughest test wednesdays on fox and watch any time on hulu. the nascar cup series on fox brought in the california but go . it's the grand finale of the four hundred mile auto club speedway. the reigning winner, kyle larson, looks to take the last flag 1% for the checkered flag with kyle. bush has won three and is hungry for four in nascar cup series. fontan coverage begins sunday at 2:00 3:00 eastern on fox. tony, from credit repair .com, helping people see the true helping people see the true cost of ba what are you doing to improvedi your credit? 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that's fantastic pizza. over rey fo go responsibility for the rack. apologize to each and everyg town's person. eaand vowed to never, ever let this happen again.n just kidding. heanvo blamed donald trump. >> it's been secretary of transportation for two years now. >> how lonp adg camin you blame the trump administration for all your failures? let me say this. i will take responsible fors tie how i do my job. it is time for the trump administration. uh, not to take responsibilityhr for their deregulation and join us in calling for us to give us all this country to reverse course. okay, well, why don't you justqi reverse course, right? [ applause ] by the way.question good question. mystery reporter, . e gu i mean, the guy is transportation secretary after frickitranspn oil.retary. well, from one train wreck to the next joy bay. ha, the comedian that inspired me to be a cab driver, she proved yet again how dumb she really is on the view when she pointed out that people in east palestine voted for trump.'s >> roll this.iew wh i don't why they voted for him because this is somebody who by the way, he plays someone with deep ties to the chemical industry in charge of the epa'so chemical safety office. that's who you voted for indisti that district. donald trump, who reduces all safety. oh, you can hear the audience gasp god , the view's so bad. >> i'd rather watch jerry nadler do naked jumping jacks. j >> but the joke's on me you >> guse, you know, he doesn't exercise. guy benson, this story reallyovr bothers me. >> why? because over on the view, they've other conservatives, meaning there is no actual value or premium put on their lives. it's more , i think, expedient s for them emotionally to be likea these people. prob they voted for trump thanlem to actually acknowledge like thisvote is a problem no matterc who you voted for. if there's chemicals in the water, there's not like a democratt gets o. ve >> hard to get you out of the elbow cancer in five years. yeah, i mean, it takes a lot to scandalize the audience at the view a by attacking a conservative too hard. yeah, like me making a kamala harris joke here in this crowd being like, oh, my god.kamala h oh, .joke h no. >> but she managed yet joy very in character for her. >> i will say the one little sliver of levity out of this horrible situation is the fact politically, the first of all, t the bush administration allowed donald trump to actually get there first. >>r first. it's just amazing malpractise on their part. and then trump showsp show up in the trump iest way, handing outn his own branded water or whatever , and then buysmcdonall mcdonalds for all the first responders, which is a good fir responders which is a good look. and then the exchange at the counter where he tells the mcdonald's employee that he knows the menu better than the employee here, whichoyee is hilarious. and also perhaps the truest thing he's ever said. i actually believe that's right. believ we can do. and i don't know anything about trains, although we both passed out on the subway a lot. which is it? nothing but isn't to tell on a basic common sense level isn't the problem with identity politics. obviously, we're appointing unqualified people appoin u, but sometimes we're notus t only appointing unqualified people, but we're overlooking obvious telx. ete. who >> his name was pothole pete. that's what he was called. the who thought was an ideae pee to put pothole pete in charge of the roads. >> you know what i'm saying?n ch ar othat's like making secretark education summer school sound like what? >> whatever .ucatio but the question is , do you think maybe there's just hope, though? that is an apt is like kamal sa kyp and pete have been thatst even folks on the left are going to move past identity politics because of how harmful it is . >> i'd likharme to getful a lo' further and say that he's doing why eat job in the sense that he's really proving why we don't need a transportation secretary, because i , i mean, we didn't have one . and so, you know. nineteen sixty six .oh yeah., what woul and it's like, oh well whatly would what would happen if something really bad happened. it's like, weld l something really, really awful did happend and he's done nothing. so let's he' just not paid somes to do this when they're not doing anything and i don't fal for this narrative that it's ohr it's deregulation that caused this because they're still a lot of government involvement de these things. and the more governments a involvement there is and that that that's accounted for. oh, government's got it. involv more that allows for extremek corruption and at things like t cacorruption or what caused te of us of things to happen is in quickly about what joy baker said. all of us hereecially, you, espa us and guide you and you are engaged as well in the media.ase you talk about the media. you guys are fans of the show. of the s really plugged into the media. your average civilian doesn't reallyr aver necessarily know wt joy they are set on the viewwh today. i was talkinat jg with my broth elliott tim yesterday, the great and the great elliott, tim, sh. but he was like, no, she didn't like she did she really say, thi their fault? that's what has a great voice. they voted for trump. google this. i mean, he was like pulling out his phone to google this like. this is unbelievable. it's it's horrifying. it is like she's back and she's on like she's getting like how long she spent from like she's not. and it's just so hard to grasp. and it's just things have gone w so insane that youould think tht that's even remotely okay to say. >> yeah, it was it was say. honestly, it was disgusting. di what d of pete buttigoes it say about the job people, the judges dointhatg alter that joe biden r safer taking a train into a ukrainian war zone. zon >> this man, well, you know, all he's doing no job at all. >> so here's the thing aboutas pete budha , judge. if i didn't know g he was , if they didn't keep telling me we were , i would think he wasn a mormon missionary. missionary. [ laugand there are times with e to judge when he seems like a sixteen year old explorer scout from toledo.ear-old exploo you'd think he'd know a lot about trains. haircut he's got all of the short hair cut and boring kind of simple looks of the straight young non teenager and none the knowledge of trains. that's really funny. i john what enjoy joy bajaj. >> more republicans on the treadmill. licans o >> oh, i think probably republicans. but when her picture was upt help there, i can't help picturing her with round glasses. p she looks justic with like john lennon. >> yeah. looks just lili man. >> well i want to give peacef a chance. all right. well, i knowwa it'nts tos it's h to watch, but if anybody wants tickets to the view, i can get get them there. >> twenty five to get in.. >> jusndred to get out. just telling jokes. just up next, the oscars. >> you go keep the crazie under control. control.sunday, the faith and fs concert series. don't miss it when she comes to dealing, you take 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but this year it's even easier than ever to keep her name out of your mouth because the woman barely works in hollywood. >> wor will is going to beat mer academy's presid great, great. bring it on mitted. at the time, the academy president admittede, i their response to the incident could have been quicker. dude, if it took any longer, a band would start playing off o the oscars. response wassc r to siespondt os hands, which made it the first time men in that room grabbedt e their own. ] will went on to win the best actor. oscar received a standing ovation from the roomactor osca and schmooze with his hollywood pals at the vanity fair after party, leaving chris to pondersn his worst beating since reviewsf for grown upors to it was later wh more than a week later when the academy announced repercussions. willis said he's sorry more than once, but still hasn't apologized for gemini man after earth or aladdin got fired. >> but we e are not even until i've had with his wife like everybody else. i leave this guy buys one game s show host coat and thinks hee can bang jada pinkett smith. >> as for this year's broadcast ,the academy says they'll smitho be ready for any scenario. nothing gets past them except 2 for twenty years of harveys of weinstein. >> but there are some things you just can't anticipate, like a slap mechanical failure or slr the sheer girth of guy benson's sweater collection. hat some people got excited that the you had like an only fans going by that, which you wouldn't. nd i wouldn't either. of i would have look at the sizeony of me. i'd have an only foods stickt with me, though, don't you som think? >> on some level people hate celebrity. so tha much they should lean in and allow 1% a year to getn w smacked. now, oh, by the way, greg, greg was surprised the first time, bu ft yeah, here's i'm going cal to call b.s. on this story. they want us all to know and they want us talking aboutty their crisis committee that they have at the oscars in casee 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i thought they already did. but then oh that wasmys. loo the grammys. k, ilook, i think that it maybe wasn't a crisis, but it was a symptom of a crisis. and i, i wrote aboutt this actually a chapter about it in my book. >> you can't joke about that available wherever books are sold. oh"you can't, woe of the whole f the whole words. tha ah, violence mentality.word because if you actually believe that words are violence, then violence is an appropriate response to words because an appropriate response to words. violence is an appropriate response to violence. yeah. and that's wrong. d and i don't understand how its ever been presented as some pr. of progress the view to believe that because most of our past we eat actually did that. d no you know, like, you know, you said something bad about my sister. now we're going to hav go a shootout. . if okay, so if that's how you thi think you're not a progressive, you'renk actually an archaic no neanderthal. ssive. and so it's a symptom of something awful that i hope we can really turn around and show for how stupid it is .awful >> i agree with that.nd >> i never thought that this slap was real in the firstslap right. when i look at the picture, it is the most perfectly frameds pe rocky like still orff a slab so true that's ever been photographed by human hands. you know, when the exorcist, the movie opened back in the seventies, the gimmickc they used to make people think it was scary was they parked ambulances outside for people who fainted or had heart this attacks. this is the equivalent o af thak like you say. yeah, this is an attempt to make the world's most boring telecast suspenseful. >> yeah. but i disagree. i think they will come up with a fake crisis on stage. oh. to get something happening. yeah. oh yeah i do. i agree with you. that the slap look fake. you know, i pay a lot of money to get beat up on craigslist and i want to remind you of we r a very nice follow throughhe wisoff. yeah. let me let one thing because we're trash in the oscars. if there'swish one thing w i wie could adopt from them in life, how awesome would it be if you could play people off when they were talking to you for too long, like, yeah, you get stuck in a conversation you don't want to be in and then out of nowhere, you can just slowly raise the volume on an orchestra and they're just forced to likeorches, walk away. i mean, amazing. that's like the appro your phone to call you in two minutes. in twoh, yeah, yeah. i he's amazing. minutes guy benson.guy no, let's talk about this really quick., th the academy, i think, acis acknowledging what youyou framed as a desperation forfr ratings. okay despera, by nominating top which is a box office smash, traditionally, they don't do that, you know what i mean? o you think this is theirs are a admission that things are bad, that they're reaching outit i to the broader audience? because usually it's like an art house film a , like a transgender squid is nominated for best pictur pi [ good film, good film. but was just fun and badass and awesome. and pro america and super successful. and they were like, it's it's, i think, a culture war victory for conservatives and just for america generally, that hollywood felt compelled to nominate that movie for best picture. so good for them. i hope they went for best. go thei won't be watchingt them, tiger. >> you know. ] yeah, bar rescue.escue, >> if i know two people hate each other, i'm going to put them behind a bar together, curious to see who they team up at the oscars next year. you emulate the next slap. prog i think that's amazing. so you're proposing a chris hil rock . will smith co-host? think i think so. so. why wouldn't we? ver that i wouldy actually watchl that all day. o yo >> very small podium, keep them close together. ji they putthink jimmy and i in the same set together? things are going dowt n in the h block. it's nowe it's it's it's going to happen. hen hed block, he means the d circle. >> heyl 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then he watched the tapes through the day, smoked dope during the hallway would fill with the smell of marijuana. most people switch to led zeppelin or something. yeah, but but no, he just he started playing the best of the rachel maddow and by the end ofr the year, he had such an archive of her shows that i didn't know what day it was.t , and it didn't matter,he because in thosel days, the rachel maddow broadcast never changed. it was every day they weret about to getetneve trump. so if he played it fromu play six months ago that morning,ed the next day, it didn't matter. finally, it stopped. , it and that's the worst thing about terrible neighbors. you hate them and then suddenlyt you're pretty sure they're dead. them and anyway. they are. >> yeah, but you've been wishing. you've been wishing. and then all of a sudden it happens and you feel bad, you know. >> now, is it weird on any level that you lived across from this guy and you're nowvel sitting across from his husband? >>you ar 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